in tonight s rewrite, another episode of who s the real american? tonight s contestants are barack obama and mitt romney and tonight s category is sport. the romney sport dates back to 400 bc with a multi-national heritage that isn t even remotely american. it was invented by the greeks and given a french name dressage. and this is mitt romney we re talking about, so he doesn t actually play the sport himself, he hires someone to do it for him. and that someone rides the dressage horse that mitt romney owns, a horse that just might be taking mitt romney back to the olympics. the old romney luck
high school and a great guy who needless to say ran a much more disciplined campaign. there were hundreds of high school students at every demonstration i attended in boston and washington when i was in high school. mitt romney participated in exactly one demonstration in college. it was one of the earlier campus demonstrations of the vietnam war. some stanton students organized a protest against the draft. romney organized a counter protest in favor of the draft. that s right, mitt romney is one of the very, very few americans who can claim to have been in a demonstration in favor of the draft during the vietnam war, not that romney was willing to be drafted himself, oh, no, no, no, not that romney was willing to enlist in the military whose draft he supported and the war he supported.
mitt romney is now lecturing us on civil rights. but 65-year-old romney refused to participate in any way in america s civil rights movement when he had a chance. mitt romney has no right to be lecturing anyone on civil rights. that s next on the rewrite. follow the wings. [ male announcer ] we imagined a vehicle that could adapt to changing road conditions. one that continually monitors and corrects for wheel slip. we imagined a vehicle that can increase emergency braking power when you need it most. and we imagined it looking like nothing else on the road today.
it was one of the earlier campus demonstrations of the vietnam war. some stanton students organized a protest against the draft. romney organized a counter protest in favor of the draft. that s right, mitt romney is one of the very, very few americans who can claim to have been in a demonstration in favor of the draft during the vietnam war, not that romney was willing to be drafted himself, oh, no, no, no, not that romney was willing to enlist in the military whose draft he supported and the war he supported. romney urged his government to draft unwilling participants into the war, to draft college classmates of his into the war, to send them to their deaths as long as romney didn t have to go to war himself. romney went to france instead. as a mormon missionary, which he
fedex. solutions that matter. mitt romney is now lecturing us on civil rights. but 65-year-old romney refused to participate in any way in america s civil rights movement when he had a chance. mitt romney has no right to be lecturing anyone on civil rights. that s next on the rewrite. i ll have more awkward conversations than i m equipped for because i m raising two girls on my own. i ll worry about the economy more than a few times before they re grown.