“Carpe diem,” one of the world’s most famous and satirized phrases, has long been taking on different variations and meanings. “Carp diem” – Fish of the day “Carpe Duh” – Seize the idiot “Car Payment Diem” – Seize the checkbook The list goes on and on. But we can tack another more serious one onto this growing list of “carpe diem” deviations, as