women have to get over there, nobody s going to listen to you about your microaggression. bob, you actually wore when we did the story about coconut bras, you actually wore one, right? i have worn one. and a puffy pirate shirt. mechaniccallister college, is the way you pronounce it. you guys are wisses. anybody who suggests i use wuss all the time. i use you guys all the time. are you kidding me? get yourselves a life, man. do you think it s worse, now, eric than when you were in college. when you go down this list of 11, those microaggressions, that s by the way, it s not only fraternities, i think a lot of it goes down in sororities as
women have to get over there, nobody s going to listen to you about your microaggression. bob, you actually wore when we did the story about coconut bras, you actually wore one, right? i have worn one. and a puffy pirate shirt. mechaniccallister college, is the way you pronounce it. you guys are wisses. anybody who suggests i use wuss all the time. i use you guys all the time. are you kidding me? get yourselves a life, man. do you think it s worse, now, eric than when you were in college. when you go down this list of 11, those microaggressions, that s by the way, it s not only fraternities, i think a lot of it goes down in sororities as
my head. do you wear anything under your grass skirt? that s for you to find out. what am i saying? this is an attack on fun, bob. i m very guilty here because i have in fact worn coconut bras and had a grass skirt and did over four days i don t think anyone is shocked. walk around on the campus. i would not downtown the college. i bet indict the college. i bet most think it s ridiculous. i mean, when i did it, nobody said anything except you re drunk, which is true. might have said nice abs. who s offended? a student group. called the act egregious. egregious against whom, though? hawaiian people? yes, fiji. pacific islanders. they re called phigi because that s the fraternity phi gamma delta. there s no evidence anybody actually wore historically or culturally coconut bra.
there is no you can t find picture sure you can. where? i tried. walking across the campus. as a culturally appropriate did you not watch gilligan s island ? our own harris faulkner did research. you re right, they did not wear coconut bras. traditionally they went topless. i guess the girls in the spirit of multiculturalism should have been topless and said bob, don t go there. how come it s cultural appropriation when the liberal elitists don t agree with it, but it is multiculturalism and a celebration of diversity when they do? i want you to apologize to me, greg, because if thursday s a luau day at the house, friday s our toga day. i think it s so rude to the greeks that you wear sheets every friday. especially when they re not clean. gross. this is not the cultural elite nonetheless. it is a small group of students i guess from fiji who believe that the great, great
grandmother used to walk around with coconuts. can you imagine how bad that would hurt bob, girls in coconut bras and drinking beers, luaus imagine the strength it would pull no comment. not hot girls europeans. his a chafe on my chest for months. last word to dana. do you get the feeling that students with real problems, real problems do not waste their time on this? they re not just students but people around the world who would wish they had this issue. it could be that there were people like this in the past that before social media, nobody would have paid attention. now they ve got a whole segment on i can rock a pair. really? should see. i m going to ban that phrase. i could rock a pair of anything. i m in the middle of the show, banning the phrase i could rock something. what is this? why don t we all wear grass skirts one day? we will. why not? tomorrow, bob.