I will give an entirely honest rating of your penis! You can send me a photo or a video if you'd like and I'll let you know how I feel about the size, girth, veininess, shape, coloring, etc! Know that I'm easy to please and like to see genitals in all shapes and sizes. Cruelty will not be served unless asked specifically. Video will be around 2 or 3 minutes in length.
Choose between Praise, Honest, or SPH!
Message me before you pay because there are different rates and we need to work out what you want. The prices listed here are for paying me directly. Using escrow is 40% more.
-Dick Ratings on KIK. Send pics live on KIK while I do your rating! It includes pics of my reactions. Choose how long you want at $3/min. Once paid, we will arrange a time and move to KIK.
-Video Dick Ratings. A custom video of me rating your dick! You choose the content and length at $4/min. Some content may raise the rate.
-Type Written Dick Ratings. Get a typed narrative rating of your dick sent to you in a message. $5