Well, then si have to assume the new hat is a neon mesh and secured with a ball gag. All right, jim, lets see this new girlie hatas trophy next to the current deny. Oh, o my god, look at that i just cannot tell which one is the new one. laughter which one oh, its the one on the right, the one on the right, yeah, hate those. Its so feminine, im just ovulating looking at them. laughter this hat might as well be made of tampons and copies of eat, pray, love. I mean those two inches of extra brim is the difference between marine and maureen. Now sure, the department of defence says the proposed hat is based on the one worn by world war i hero and two time medal of honor winner Sergeant Major dan daley. What does that guy know about being manly. Hes wearing two necklaces and a broach. All that is missing is the matching earrings. Mark my words, folks. Next obama will have the army rangers in barratts and dress the navy up in little sailor suits. Were not selling cracker jacks here. Oh, and
cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you very much. Thank you. Folks, thank you so much. Selfen, stephen, steve ebb stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause folks, thank you so much. Thank you for joining us. Folks, if you know me an i hope you do, if you watch this show, you know i will do anything in my power to support our military short of enlisting. laughter frankly, folks, i cannot even look at our socalled commander in chief. Jimmy, can i get a picture of him please. Thank you. laughter he is always weakening our military preparedness and unity cohesion. First he gets rid of dont ask dont tell. Suddenly an officer and a gentleman sounds like date night. And now, now this. The department of defence is thinking about spending millions and millions of your dollars to buy our marines new hats or as they call them covers. And heres the problem. Apparently not many want to wear them.
Stephen tonight wass the best way to save an endangered species . I use a ziploc bag plus the latest breakthrough in agricultural science. Old mcdonalds has a meth lab. laughter and my guest stephen fry is known as a renaissance man. Well im going to go medieval on his ass. A new Study Suggests plants have the ability to tell time. Good, because for christmas i got my ficus a swatch. This is the colbert report. cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you very much. Thank you. Folks, thank you so much. Selfen, stephen, steve ebb stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause folks, thank you so much. Thank you for joining us. Folks, if you know me an i hope you do, if you watch this show, you know i will do anything in my power to support our military short of enlisting. laughter frankly, folks, i cannot even look at our socalled commander in chief. Jimmy, can i get a picture of him please. Tha
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