thrones would be a presidential feet it doesn t debut until april. on the record live show set dvr recording for 7:00 p.m. and watch them every single day and we will get him a dvd. looking for somebody watching for a job in this economy mpr there is a job shortage. clown leaders on the concern national clown shortage. president of clowns of america claims their numbers are dwindling although there are probably still too many to fit in a single car. miley cyrus is at it again. sugar sweep still not over miley cyrus sliding down her own tongue to open the bangers tour. she is launching a new tour more than just a party in the u.s.a. her latest concert full of provocative dancing and twerking, of course. that s not all. ended with miley riding a giant hot dog above the stage. use #greta on all your tweets and posts. straight ahead, get up your dialout modem believe it or not, the ridiculous
thrones would be a presidential feet it doesn t debut until april. on the record live show set dvr recording for 7:00 p.m. and watch them every single day and we will get him a dvd. looking for somebody watching for a job in this economy mpr there is a job shortage. clown leaders on the concern national clown shortage. president of clowns of america claims their numbers are dwindling although there are probably still too many to fit in a single car. miley cyrus is at it again. sugar sweep still not over miley cyrus sliding down her own tongue to open the bangers tour. she is launching a new tour more than just a party in the u.s.a. her latest concert full of provocative dancing and twerking, of course. that s not all. ended with miley riding a giant hot dog above the stage. use #greta on all your tweets and posts. straight ahead, get up your dialout modem believe it or not, the ridiculous
but they believe it s needed to raise awareness about the dangers of leaving pets outdoors in these bone-chilling temps. i m glad i have the straw. you can really tell the straw makes a huge difference. these folks are part of the cruelty investigation and rescue department. they know the danger firsthand. they get calls all of the time. in fact, the event was in memory of three dog that is died because they were left out in the cold. and apparently these house calls increase 30-fold during these cold snaps. we salute them and certainly are glad they didn t get hypothermia. from wonderful people now to shame. i want to leave you with a healthy dose of cable outrage. another example of how washington is ignoring the needs of real people. and by real people in this case i mean those who wear pancake makeup, big shoes and red noses. it has come to our attention there is a national clown shortage. say it saint so! this is a real thing. membership in the world clown association ha
it is happening just as i predicted, only months ago. we are facing a national clown shortage. the new york daily news reports membership at the country s largest trade organization for the jesters has plummeted in the last 10 years. explained the president of clowns of america international or cai, what is happening is the older clowns are passing away, end quote. as the dead drop the young scoff. the younger generation is not interested in filling their floppy shoes lamented the president of new york clown alley, yes, that one. american kids these days are thinking about different careers altogether. it was a career. they are thinking of anything other than clowning. that s bad news for america. let s look at some of our favorite clowns past and present.
now, you wanna do it, 25 and a quarter - sold to the man in the khaki jacket! geico. fifteen minutes could save you. well, you know. time to check out what america is clicking on today. a new survey found that women thinkafter tractive men are most likely driving a black ford pickup truck. about 2,000 men and women surveyed. as for men the majority preferred women driving sports cars. rudolph had a very shiny nose. we know that. he still does. these reindeer in finland have fluorescent antlers. authorities dabbing the deer with paint for safety reasons as thousands of roaming caribou are killed on roads. we re hearing there s a clown shortage. the world clown association said