Kicking Jesus Out of Santa Rita
SAN ANGELO, TX “Good morning. My name is ‘Dave’ and I live in the 1600 block of South Monroe. Long time Santa Rita resident. And I’m sorry that we all have to be here for this foolishness because we’re just talking about kids,” said a man who only introduced himself as ‘Dave’ to the San Angelo Planning Commission in a presentation that harkened memories of a John Belushi Saturday Night Live skit. ‘Dave’s’ performance could have been Belushi, with perfect timing, perfect voice tone and inflection.
“We’re not talking about a chapter house for the Sons of Anarchy, okay? It’s just a bunch of people [going] there in minivans, dropping their kids off for gymnastics,” Dave said.