sometimes you ll laugh. other times, you might be cringing. but through it all, these characters are really showing who they are and how they react to each situation. ma, what about your first day in america? that must ve been pretty exciting. no, i just got dropped off from the airport, and your father went to work. i didn t know nobody, and i barely knew your father. [ted] aziz came in with this pitch that blew us all away in the meeting. what about that first day, though? did you go out and explore the city? no, i sat on the couch and cried. [ted] an immigrant story that was a comedy that had a lot of heart, that had license to get very, very serious in any given episode. this was the opportunity to give someone a shot at television who didn t have one before. one, two, three. stop what you re doing! this is citizen s arrest! this is real! this is a real thing that people can really do! [jennifer] lena waithe came to most of our attention on master of none. she was a real standout f
citizen s arrest. for what? for parking too close to my car. just move it. oh know you don t, princess. the police are on their way and i m just really tired of people like you with no respect for how to park. police are not coming. yes, they are coming. no they are not. yes they are coming. for what. to give you a ticket. for what? parking like an idiot. almost like anybody in california is allowed to be a cop except the cops. can you imagine johnny as highway patrol? terrifying. this is one of the many reasons people are leaving. remember our friend scott baio? he is leaving l.a. he said the crime, homelessness, the drugs, the taxes drove him out. but he is not alone. major hollywood heavy weights are picking up and bailing on california and moving to texas. you might even recognize a couple. i m dennis quaid from houston, texas. i m proud to be from texas. i love my home state of texas. i m not from texas. but i play davy crockett. we love our home stat
but through it all, these characters are really showing who they are and how they react to each situation. ma, what about your first day in america? that must have been pretty exciting. no. i just got dropped off from the airport and your father went to work. i didn t know nobody, and i barely knew your father. aziz came in with this pitch that blew us all away in the meeting. what about that first day, though? did you go and explore the city? no. i sat on the couch and cried. an immigrant story that was a comedy, that had a lot of heart, that had the license to get very, very serious in any given episode. this was the opportunity to give someone a shot at television who didn t have one before. stop what you re doing! this is citizen s arrest! this is real. this is a real thing that people can really do. lena waithe came to our attention on master of none. she was a real standout from the beginning. it was one of those wait, who is that? here is the deal. she stra
this is up to the locals when they say, this is happening because the people of portland have voted for policies that promote things like buyers next to my home. no, it is happening because they are not making arrests. that is called arson peer that is a capital b felony in most states appear to get mayor to make the police and chief of police enforce the laws. and if your mayor won t in and forced fellow make a citizen s arrest and wreck his to the police department! harold: that is two as. jesse: a tiny extinguisher but he needs a hose. greg: does need a hose and i think we all need a hose. jesse: homeless squatters, what hypocrites. greg: look, harold, you guys nailed it. there was nothing positive coming from our response to homelessness. there was no silver lining or bright spot to how we are dealing with this.
jesse: you know this is just beginning. we see ritual slaughter in many different places in the country. we also see people working to find alternate traditions. some priests use red wine instead of animal blood now. rabbis who encourage orthodox followers to use money instead of chickens in rituals. jesse: slit the dollar instead of the chicken. you know as long as you are not soliciting the chicken s throat do what you want with the dollar. the point is that there is always a humane alternative and we encourage people to find those. because whether or not it s legal, it s wrong. jesse: wants you to take a head of broccoli and slit the head off the head of broccoli. thank you, if we offended everybody in the world we apologize. up next, primetime is making a citizen s arrest. a citizen s arrest. you can t citizen s arrest. yes, i can. until the police can i sure can. no you can t.