we found out he was hiding deep inside a hole just 100 yards north of the jacuzzi hot tub area. today at my direction, alberto, my gardener/guy who helps me get down from my horse chuckle thunder went in and rooted out the gopher. the gopher was buried in accordance with gopher burial traditions. he was wrapped in a bathroom mat and thrown in my neighbor s yard. so i repeat, ardilla the gopher is dead. god bless america, and god bless this sizzler, although it would be better if the sizzler had a taco bar. some of them do. sir, they ve killed osama bin laden. they got bin laden? that s good news. there also is a taco bar here. that s three good things. it s a great day for america. how did i miss it? show me where it is.