and you lost me. no, i haven t. i love the fair. who doesn t? did you ever eat hay on a date? there are 12 million americans who are considered obese. the truth is they don t stay obese. fat kids grow to be skinny kids. and worry about the skinny kids because generally they are soulless. let s not over look the fact that this park has a restaurant where every single thing is at least 20,000 calories or more. funnel cake is a condiment. i was on a year ago and there was a story about fat kids. we thought we don t like chubby kids, and we were the standout. i will say the war on fat kids is in affect and i am leading the way. coming up, what is it like to be capable of killing everyone and everything? we will discuss terry s new book i can strangle you with
antiobesity leader. i can t get worked up over it. i salute the first lady. anything that tic off vegetarians is fine by me. a few things bug me. first, she went to the shake shack. this is where the cool people go to eat fast food without having to be seen at mcdonald s. so you condemn big macs but you will down a hand spun safe. it s the same thing. more important, i get child obesity, but it s not an epidemic as the first lady calls it. epidemic used to mean infectious diseases now it means from halitosis to hurt feelings. i both. the way i see it, fat kids aren t fat kids forever. ask any model or actor what their childhood was like and they always say i was a fat kid. it s true. all fat kids turn into models and actors. also i feel we re unfairly targeting a prized commodity, the chubby kids who are often the funniest, happiest kids around and their fridges are always stocked. i guess i m less worried about
antiobesity leader. i can t get worked up over it. i salute the first lady. anything that ticks off vegetarians is fine by me. a few things bug me. first, she went to the shake shack. this is where the cool people go to eat fast food without having to be seen at mcdonald s. so you condemn big macs but you will down a hand spun safe. it s the same thing. more important, i get child obesity, but it s not an epidemic as the first lady calls it. epidemic used to mean infectious diseases now it means from halitosis to hurt feelings. i both. the way i see it, fat kids aren t fat kids forever. ask any model or actor what their childhood was like and they always say i was a fat kid. it s true. all fat kids turn into models and actors. also i feel we re unfairly targeting a prized commodity, the chubby kids who are often the funniest, happiest kids around and their fridges are always stocked. i guess i m less worried about
big, fat, people. yeah, you could say exercise plays a role, but find a person who doesn t eat bread, pasta and sugar, and they will be thinner than my chances for the 5 p.m. slot. i was editor for men s health and everyone ignored protein s benefits. instead they released the fact that eating vitamins, vegetables and the weird crap people ate while watching lifetime. lastly, the notion americans are fat because we eat wrong is also wrong. no, we are fat because we can eat. we are number one at leaving solid number two s. chubby kids represent a superior society, one that cultivates cheap food for citizens who can afford it. you have to wonder what malnourished countries think when they see us prad del on. it is something preferable to death by starvation. they have been telling you what to eat and they are as colorful as the plate and contain vegetables, fruits,
they won t crave it. it won t be the thing they binge on. it takes the mystery away from it. she is the world s greatest mom. you are not scoring points right now. exactly. no, because if you give them a little bit, everything in small doses, it is not going to hurt them and it is not going to sneak them later. you were very sick, but you were also cool. i was very cool. doesn t this philanthropize the chubby kids? i didn t say that right. i have to agree with lori as a parent of three children myself, i will legitimate, very i will legitimate, i like happy meals. i am upset there is not enough food. hear me out on this. instead of the apples throw in another burger because i like