Jimmy im sorry. You know how the academy is with comedies. John travolta didnt get nominated for old dogs. I dont care, i dont care. Jimmy it will be all right. Go back to sleep. Okay . Im gonna go back in the cabinet now. Jimmy . Jimmy yeah . Thanks. Jimmy youre welcome, buddy. This is so unexpected announcer from hollywood, its the fifth annual Jimmy Kimmel Live after the Academy Awards. Tonight, Robert Downey jr. Its good to be back Academy Award winner christoph walts. Music from keith urban. The firstever meeting of the Handsome Mens Club. Jimmy gentlemen, i am handsome. Not. Not. Not. Not. Dicky with ben affleck, jennifer garner, Matthew Mcconaughey, sting, patrick dempsey, lenny craf vits, and many, many more. And now lights, camera, action heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Im jimmy kimmel. Thank you for staying up for hour 48 of oscar coverage. [ cheers and applause ] let me ask you, whos ready to get avatard in here tonight . [ cheers and applause ] t
To be in the handsome mens club. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i did invite you. Thats [ bleep ]. Jimmy you youre very handsome, dont let anyone tell you any different. They dont, they dont. Jimmy you what did you present, which category . Best original screenplay. Jimmy if you disagree with the decision the academy made, do you have to give the award out . [ laughter ] you mean like you think im just calling audibs . Jimmy i dont know what the rules are. Im not allowed over there. I would say no, i do i try to have some fun and then i read the names. Jimmy did you see the hurt locker . I very much saw it. Jimmy did you like it . Yeah, it was great. Jimmy was there a movie you were hoping would win that won . Sherlock holmes probably. Jimmy sherlock holmes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, youre in that one, right . Of all the oh, i almost forgot, i have a very important question to ask you. Whats your favorite color . [ cheers and applause ] the audience wanted
[ cheers and applause ] i am moved. The Holiday Weekend is almost upon us. The fourth of july. The original brexit is the fourth of july. Its especially great when july fourth is on a monday. Its great for everyone, except dogs. Dogs hate the fourth of july. I love it. Its my favorite holiday. One of the reasons you dont have to wrap anything. Other than bacon around a hot dog, you dont have to wrap a damn thing. Its important to remember, it can be dangerous. Last year, two nfl players lost fingers setting off fireworks. [ laughter ] thats not a joke. [ laughter ] a player for the buccaneers and a player for the giants. They blew their fingers off, which is awful. But its a good reminder, if you go to play with fireworks, play soccer. [ laughter ] not only is july fourth a dangerous weekend for athletes, its the scariest time of year for mannequins. Every news channel, they get the mannequins out of macys and sears, and blow their limbs off, all in the name of fireworks safety. Its a
Welcome to hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] i am moved. The Holiday Weekend is almost upon us. The fourth of july. The original brexit is the fourth of july. Its especially great when july fourth is on a monday. Its great for everyone, except dogs. Dogs hate the fourth of july. I love it. Its my favorite holiday. You dont have to wrap anything. Other than bacon around a hot dog, you dont have to wrap a damn thing. It can be dangerous. Last year, two nfl players lost fingers setting off fireworks. [ laughter ] thats not a joke. [ laughter ] a player for the buccaneers and a player for the giants. They blew their fingers off, which is awful. But its a good reminder, if you go to play with fireworks, play soccer. [ laughter ] not only is july 4th a dangerous weekend for athletes, its the scariest time of year fman kins. Every news channel, they get the mannequins out of macys and sears, and blow their limbs off, all in the name of fireworks safety. Its a somber holiday for them. In memo
Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. Hey, i dont know if you know. I dont know if you heard outside. This neighborhood is a hotbed of controversy right now. The l. A. City council today voted to start cracking down on the costumed characters who bring so much joy to so many on our street. [ cheers and applause ] the new rules would require anyone hoping to dress up as a superhero to get a daily pass to do that. And the city will only give out 20 passes a day. Which is nuts. We have 20 captain americas alone out there. We visited with these men and women. Its like going to disneyland if disneyland didnt drug test their mascots. Theres a captain america. Darth vaders, batman, batman being arrested. This is elmo being arrested. Poor elmo. This is a skirmish between chewbacca and a couple other friends. For some reason a lot of Business Owners in the area dont like having these guys around, i dont understand it. But now under the new rules the city would hand out 20 passes every