Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20160707

[ cheers and applause ] i am moved. The Holiday Weekend is almost upon us. The fourth of july. The original brexit is the fourth of july. Its especially great when july fourth is on a monday. Its great for everyone, except dogs. Dogs hate the fourth of july. I love it. Its my favorite holiday. One of the reasons you dont have to wrap anything. Other than bacon around a hot dog, you dont have to wrap a damn thing. Its important to remember, it can be dangerous. Last year, two nfl players lost fingers setting off fireworks. [ laughter ] thats not a joke. [ laughter ] a player for the buccaneers and a player for the giants. They blew their fingers off, which is awful. But its a good reminder, if you go to play with fireworks, play soccer. [ laughter ] not only is july fourth a dangerous weekend for athletes, its the scariest time of year for mannequins. Every news channel, they get the mannequins out of macys and sears, and blow their limbs off, all in the name of fireworks safety. Its a somber holiday for them. In memory of the Department Store dummies who give their parts so local news crews can have something to blow up on the morning shows this time of year, we put together this tribute to honor their sacrifice. In the arms of the angels far away from here from this dark cold hotel r m room may you find some comfort here [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, thats great. I know. I guess its better than standing in the window at the gap for your whole life, right . Donald trump is upset today because so many of his former republican rivals have not endorsed him. He says he feels like he is running against two parties instead of one because ted cruz, john kasich, jeb bush, and scott walker, none of those guys have jumped in to lipped their support. Which makes no sense at all. Donald trump has been nothing but nice to them. [ laughter ] he says what theyre doing is disgraceful. And there should be consequences for it. What consequences, i dont know. Maybe he is planning to feed jeb bush to his dragons. I have no idea. At this point, the Republican Party is like the scientists at jurassic park. After the dinosaur gets loose. Its like, we created this, now its going to eat us. Speaking of being eaten, i want to wish a happy birthday to mike tyson who turns 50 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] he is a friend of the show and for mine. And to celebrate the milestone, a local third grader has prepared a special presentation in tribute to iron mike. Tristan, come on out and give it to us. [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys. Im mike tyson. And today, i turn 50 years old. People call me iron mike because im i am the most ferocious, atrocious, radadacious, delicious man alive. One time, i bit Evander Holyfields ear off. And then, i bit his other ear off. I tried to say im sorry. But he couldnt hear me. [ laughter ] oh, well. I got to go feed my pin johns. Happy birthday to me. See you later, suckers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, tristan. He gave you a shot on the way out, huh . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy hey, this is interesting. Kfc in india theres kfc in india, which is interesting of itself, they have a new item on their menu, called watt in a box. Watt. Like the electrical thing. Its like a meal box that charges your phone while you eat. This is what it looks like. You plug into it. I guess the chicken powers your i dont know how it works. [ laughter ] its smart. Everyone can use a charge while theyre eating chicken. Here, in the united states, another fast food chain is copying it. Taco bell is thinking outside of the bun. Food recharges our bodies. Why cant it charge our phones. Now, the usbrito. From taco bell. Made of beef, cheese, and ground beef and a complex system of multicolored electrical wires. Thats tasty. Dig in. Just dont bite the red wire. Damn it. The usbrito. Try it with our new wifire sauce. Only at taco bell, live mas. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not a real thing. We made that up. Do not order that. Taco bell does not have it. Okay . [ laughter ] this is funny. This little girl in the car with her mom. Shes lipsyncing along to the beyonce song, sorry, and then does something she might have to apologize for. No [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well at least she knows some sign language. Thats a good thing, right . [ laughter ] one more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night. Its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Enjoy. You cant unite a country by forcing [ bleep ] down the peoples throats. My name is faust. Aka black cat. Thats right. And im [ bleep ] from south africa. Who [ bleep ] somebody like me you want to [ bleep ] somebody like me this question is about the people, its about the right of the people of this country to [ bleep ] their own [ bleep ]. We have a big set of [ bleep ] that im going to be [ bleep ]ing hard as soon as i become president. Im the one guy that thinks he has a [ bleep ]. Wow. I did not know that. Wells has not [ bleep ] jojo yet. Muslims [ bleep ] muslims. Muslims [ bleep ]ing muslims. Muslims [ bleep ]ing each other. Charles, you [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Hes not wearing pants. Thats a [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Every part of me hurts. Even my [ bleep ] hurts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we will take a break. When we come back from the break, were going to go out and ask people on the street to narrate porno movies. For the blind. For real. And three ridiculous questions with d. J. Khaled too. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] tmobile lets your family stream video and music from your favorite Services Free without using one bit of your lte data. And right now, when you get 3 lines for 40 bucks each, the fourth line is free. Wait no my computer, no, wait, what are we running after . 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And right now, when you get 3 lines for 40 bucks each, the fourth line is free. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, hi, there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight, Christoph Waltz, Danielle Brooks. Well have music from maxwell. This is an unusual combination of good deed and bad. Theres an adult video website that is offering a new feature, specifically for the visually impaired. For people who cannot see. Its called the scribe video. Its a real thing. The way it works, is narrators describe what is going on in a porn video, so that blind people can enjoy them, too. I dont know why they need the video. Just need the narrator, really. [ laughter ] the Vice President of the company said this is their way of giving back. So [ laughter ] very thoughtful. Heres an example of how describe video works. A white woman, in a cheaplooking red power suit, sits next to a tall, lanky, white, middleaged man with brown hair, a white shirt, gray suit and a redstriped tie. We move to an interview where we see a teen girl is sitting in a bright white room. A girl gets in, lots of makeup and squeezing a nice, curvy figure into a tight, blue dress. The video opens with a young white girl. She puts a piece of equipment on a shelf. And tiptoes around the corner to look at something. Jimmy you can guess what that something is. So far, theres only 50 videos with narration. I had guillermo go through them all. [ laughter ] as a public service, we went out on the street today and we asked people walking by our theater to pitch in and help. We asked them to narrate a video for this this video for us. And heres how that went. Would you be willing to narrate pornography for blind people today . Yes. How do you feel about narrating pornography for blind people . That would be interesting. Would you like to narrate some porn for blind people today . Yes, i would. Great. Go get in that booth. A guy is ordering her to do something in the kitchen. Wants her to peel the vegetables. And on the table, there is a few carrots, potatoes and cucumbers. And shes told to peel them. Very hanson with this cucumber peeling. Away from the body. Hes not sure how to do it, either. She asked where the wife was, shes at work. He just asked her what she has in mind. Now hes begun kissing her. And touching, pretty much every part of her body. He is grinding his pelvis against her flat rear. Inappropriate sausage joke. Okay, theyre making out, theyre making out. Theyre like ew. The background is them kissing. Also, the sink with a long faucet. Dirty faucet. Now, hes taking down her top. Now, nipples are exposed. Theyre like the size of two baby oranges. Oh, gosh. She seems to be enjoying herself quite a bit. And helping along with this little procedure here. He is touching her. Slapping her butt. She just picked something up. What did she pick up . She picked something up. I dont know what it is. Uh, okay i dont really think i know what that is. All right. That cant be safe. Theyre on the stove. Its a big stove. Very nice stove. A lot of parts. You could make a lot of meals there. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Now, shes drooling a bit. And hes taking it downtown. He has a bandaid on his ass. Oh, im getting distracted. He has titties, too. Ew propane stove, turn the knobs. There could be gas. What is that . What is that . What is that . What is that . What is that . What . Okay. Now, shes reversed the roles. And shes doing what i believe to be called the [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are they going to read that . Anyway, i dont know if that woman has grandchildren. If so, we apologize to them. We have a strong show for you tonight. With music from maxwell. From orange is the new black, Danielle Brooks is here. The great Christoph Waltz will join us. But before we get to them, major key alert. Its time for three ridiculous questions with d. J. Khaled. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy if you know somebody and you cant remember their name what do you call them . Bless up. Jimmy bless up. I call everybody bless up. Thats a greeting. Fy see you, bless up, jimmy. Know what im saying . If i dont know your name, bless up. Know what im saying . Its called positive vibes. Its called bless up. Jimmy what if someone sneezes . Bless you. But still, bless up at the same time. You know what im saying . Jimmy i do. Which would you rather see in person . A unicorn or a duck with human feet . Im going with a unicorn. Jimmy unicorn . Yeah. Jimmy why a unicorn . Special cloth. Know what im saying . Like a duck with human feet. I see that all the time. Jimmy you do . Theres a bunch of ducks out there. You know what i mean . Jimmy where did all the pilgrims go . I have no idea. Its not my business. Jimmy i respect that. You have to stay out of peoples business sometimes. Jimmy especially pilgrims, with the buckles on the hats. Socks pulled up. Shoutout to the pilgrims. Jimmy shutout to the pilg m pilgrims. Celebrate success way. Apple. The whole new way. Drink responsibly. Jimmy you know who will love that toast . The pilgrims. Absolutely. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Bless up. Jimmy bless up. Ciroc apple, the answer to all lifes ridiculous questions. Ahhhhh but time always wins. Our greatest fear is running out of time. Theres a bomb in the salsa can we gotta get out of here my phone is still charging so if time is the most valuable thing there is, why would you waste more than you have to charging your phone . Ahhhhhhhh the galaxy s7 edge, with fast wireless charging, and our longest lasting battery. Ugh. Waa. Wow ohhh aaaaahhhh. Find your diet pepsi emoji today. Aha oof weee slurp. Mmmmmm. Cinnamon. Milk. Cinnamilk. Cinnamon toast crunch. Crunch crave those crazy squares. Cinnamilk you guys be good[ bark ] ill [ bark ]later. Bye. See ya pal. 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So [ applause ] at one time, she was a pregnant 14yearold. But do not tell her kids. Our first guest is a twotime oscarwinning actor, who ranks right up there with freud and the von trapps as americas favorite austrian. He goes headtohead with the earl of greystoke in the legend of tarzan. My kings army is due in six days. All ive left to do is deliver tarzan to chief mongo. Im aware of his obsessive desire to kill your husband but have yet to discover the cause. What did tarzan do . Killed his only son. Oh. And get ready because that is nothing compared to what he will do to you. Your husbands wildness disturbs me more than i can easily express. Jimmy the legend of tarzan opens in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome Christoph Waltz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. Kristof, you are from austria. You live in our country now. Do you celebrate the fourth of july . Is this something you take part in . With flying colors. Jimmy what colors do you fly . Do you know the colors of our flag . Three stripes. Red, white, red. Jimmy no well, no, youre right, that is kind of the pattern. You know what listen. You have to be careful. Theyll throw you out of here if they feel like you dont know the flag. You have to know the flag. I can sing the anthem. Jimmy you can . Very good. I can whistle it. Jimmy do you barbecue . Do you shoot off fireworks . Do you do any of the stuff we do on the fourth of july . Excuse me . [ laughter ] jimmy have you not been has no one invited you over for a proper fourth of july party . Well, they have, yes. Jimmy they have . I dont like the sauce. Jimmy you dont like what sauce . The Barbecue Sauce. [ laughter ] its sticky. Its sticky. Jimmy you dont like Barbecue Sauce . No. Jimmy no . Wow. [ laughter ] thats weird. You think . Jimmy do you like ketchup . No. Jimmy you dont like ketchup. Do you like mustard . Yeah. Jimmy okay. All right. Nice hot dog with some mustard on it. I dont like hot dogs. Jimmy you dont like hot dogs . Really . Isnt that against the law in your home country to not like hot dogs. Do you like a wienerschnitzel . It depends. Jimmy it depends. Is this why they kicked you out . Yes. Jimmy do you like hamburgers . Yeah. Jimmy what the hell do you eat . Are you a vegan or something . Oh, no. Jimmy all right. No. I eat normally. Jimmy you eat normally. Not according to me, you dont. [ laughter ] if you went to a party, you wouldnt have all of the stuff that comes off the grill . Oh. Id pick at it. Id say, mm, brilliant. Jimmy youre easing into our culture. Yes. Yes. Im not easing. But im kind of yeah. Jimmy your costar, margot robbie, my wife declared the most beautiful woman thats ever been on our show, was here on tuesday. And she we had a clip, in which she spit into your face. And she said she was very uncomfortable doing that to you. Were you uncomfortable being spit on . You know, nothing worse should happen. Not that im into this kind of, you know, thing. Jimmy you mean sexually . [ laughter ] you know, worse things could happen than margot spitting in your face. I was baffled by how much spit was in that little, beautiful woman. [ laughter ] how she contains all of that is beyond me. Jimmy yeah. There were a lot of takes, right . Yeah. Jimmy how many takes do you say there were . 62. [ laughter ] maybe 61. Jimmy she spit in your face 60odd times . She kind of had to replenish once in a while. Jimmy and that didnt gross you out . Dont bother you . And yet, Barbecue Sauce bothers you. I totally concur with the analogy. Jimmy of Barbecue Sauce . And spit. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. This movie, the premiere was across the street. Is that something you enjoy, going to the big hollywood premiere . Its fantastic. They close off one of the main traffic arteries of one of the biggest cities in the world. Jimmy yes. And put some plants there, to emulate jungle, as if it werent jungle enough. [ laughter ] and then, you stroll down an empty boulevard, across the street into the Roosevelt Hotel for a party. I dont know. Jimmy a lot of actors will go to the red carpet. They will take pictures and will sneak out of the theater. They wont watch the movie. Did you watch the movie . I did. I wanted to see i wanted to take it on the chin. Jimmy i see. And i did. Jimmy quentin tarantino, you worked with a number of times. Said he will go to a real Movie Theater where people pay opening weekend. Shell sneak in the back because he wants to see how a regular audience reacts to the movie. Have you ever done that . Or done it with him . Well, he does it for free. They make me pay. So [ laughter ] jimmy youve never done anything like that. Do you like going to a Movie Theater . I love going to the Movie Theaters. I used to. Now, its more of a multisensory experience with everybody talking. I mean, they counter that by turning up the volume so loud that it makes my eardrums buzz for a fortnight. At least i dont hear them talk. Now they fiddle with the gadgets. Jimmy phones, right. And what is it . Speaking of disgusting sauce. Why do they have to eat crap that stinks like with the guy next to me comes with a bucket full of nachos with some some nondefinable stinking goo on top. [ laughter and applause ] and he you know . And this guy has, you know, its always its never in civilized containers. Jimmy right. Always in buckets and drums. Jimmy its a box. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what im realizing about you right now . Youre no fun at all. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. I take that as support. And i go for the movie. Jimmy uhhuh. Even if its bad, i go for the movie. Jimmy right. They go for the jimmy in austria, they dont serve food in the theater . Now, yeah. Jimmy now . Popcorn because theyre americanized. But this is large. Jimmy really . Wow. Maybe. Jimmy you know what . We do things differently here. You know . You play the bad guy, including this movie, in a lot of films. Do you most people love to play the bad guy. Do you wish you could play the good guy . Oh, yes. Jimmy you do . Desperately. [ laughter ] i put my various talents forward occasionally. But so far, they dont really jimmy people start thinking of you in one way. You know, you know this. I dont know if the audience knows. Theyre making a movie about the life of seigfried and roy, the magicians from las vegas, which was exciting for me because im from las vegas. Youre from austria. I grew up in las vegas. You cant grow up there. Jimmy i did. People do. Theres humans that live there. I thought it jimmy i was one of them. I thought it was created for you not to grow up. Jimmy no. It was created for people to actually be conceived there. [ laughter ] but so, interestingly, we ran into each other at an audition for the movie. We auditioned together. And i got the tape from them. Do you mind if i show them . Please. Jimmy for our audience. This is we auditioned to play well, take a look, youll see. Seigfried and roy, magic secrets take one. Names . Roy. Roy. Im roy. Jimmy no. Im roy. Roy is a brunette. You have to do this. Im roy. Jimmy okay. I guess were both roy. Can i get your real names, please, for the audition . Jimmy we dont have real names. Were in character. Method. Jimmy we are roy. Action. Curiosity, adventure, imagination. These are the magicians tools. In magic, anything is possible. Jimmy yes. Regular people grow older. They become trapped. But not the magician. For us, there is always an escape. Nazi magician . Jimmy no. Nazi magician . Jimmy not nazi magician. What is that . Your accent. Jimmy its a german accent. You never heard of a german accent . Ive heard german accents. Jimmy okay, well. Kimmel is a german name. I think i know what german sounds like. I thought i was roy. Matthew reaches out to find the child within us. The power of magic is to make dreams come true. Jimmy as a child, i dreamed of floating inside a balloon that dances in the sky. What do you mean . Jimmy thats how germans say balloon. Buyyoon. Its not. Jimmy like the song, 99 red balloon. Floating in the sky. Very, very scary. Call the troops out in a hurry. This is what were waiting for. This is it, boys. This is war. The president is on the line. As 99 luft balloons go by. Where is he . Hes gone. Jimmy can i play both parts . Like, eddie murphy did in bowfinger. I think i could do them both. No. You cant, no. Jimmy can i show you my scream of when the tiger eating my head . No thanks. Jimmy aaahhh aaahhh, the tiger next [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we didnt get the part. But it was fun auditioning with you. I did get the part. Jimmy you got the part . Damn it. He gets all the parts. The legend of tarzan opens in theaters tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] Christoph Waltz, everybody. 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[ laughter ] thats the point. Jimmy yeah. That orange jumpsuit is what most people are used to seeing you in. You cant walk around in that. No. Thank the lord. Jimmy a show like orange is the new black is the first big show for netflix, right . Yeah. Jimmy when did you know did you even going on netflix, people thought it was a service that mailed you dvds. When did you know, oh, this is something that people are watching . I know. Well, see, in the course of 13 hours, i say my life has changed. In 13 hours, someone watches you. And i was stepping out of my apartment in harlem, my studio apartment that cost like 900 at the time a month. And i stepped out of my apartment. And everybody was like, thats that girl. Thats that girl. I was getting terrified. Nobody trained me for that. You know . Im like, what is this . I dont know whats going on. I get on the train. And all of a sudden, this four teenage girls. And they scream their heads off. Thats taystee, oh, my gosh. Im getting nervous, because they got off the train and i got four stops to go. And im by myself. And im trying to be cool and hide. It didnt work. Jimmy yeah. And also, people think, oh, yeah. Shes a prisoner on the show. So, its like a different way of approaching you, in a way. Thank god they like my character. Jimmy thank god. I can only imagine if i was an unlikable character. People be coming for my head or something. Jimmy do you get letters from real prisoners . No. I dont. Its not like you get a letter in the mail, and number 6785. Jimmy i get a lot of letters in the mail. I think maybe they dont get netflix in prison is whats going on. I think so. I have had people on the street tell me theyve been incarcerated and share their story. Jimmy oh, great. Thats a fun thing to chat about. [ laughter ] not only are you shooting season five of orange is the new black, you are starring on broadway in the color purple. Yes. Come and see me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that seems like a lot of work to me. Im like dead tired. Believe me. Jimmy every night, youre doing the color purple. Every night but tonight. Jimmy every night but tonight. Whos doing the show . My understudy, kerry. Shes beautiful. Love you, girl. Shes great. Jimmy you dont want her to be too good, right . No. Its all good. Look. I got tonynominated. Thank god. [ cheers and applause ] so, im like, im cool. You can have it. You can take a day. Jimmy oprahs the producer of the show. You play the part that she played in the movie. I do. Jimmy do you have a special bond with oprah . I mean, just the bond that we both have played sofia is a big thing. I think shes incredible. And the first time i got to meet her was one of the aha moments. Jimmy what happened . Tell us take us through what happened when you met oprah. I was at essence black women in hollywood. And orange is the new black, we were receiving an award. The trail blazer i cant talk, ive had no sleep. The trail blazer award. I had just given the speech. After the speech, i sit down in my seat. And they were singing glory from selma. It was common and john legend, and all of a sudden, mother o. Comes behind me. Why me, i dont know. But she comes behind me and just embraces me. I have to show can i . Jimmy sure. Yeah. Youre going to be me. Jimmy ill be you . You just be so entranced in the song. Jimmy into the music. Glory glory and this is oprah. Just like i was like, oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] it was so cool. It was so cool. Jimmy i think its weird for oprah. Every time she touches people, they start crying and trembling. And i did. Thats the one part you missed. You were supposed to start crying. Jimmy i didnt know. You didnt tell me beforehand. Thats why im not on broadway. Oprah, did you get to spend time with oprah . Have you well, sort of, kind of, yes and no. Jimmy that means no, probably. Afterwards, she did an interview with me, jennifer and cynthia. Jimmy i see. Ive been interviewed with oprah, which is really cool. Oprah goes to broadway. Ive seen her and hung out with her a few times because shes a producer. She comes to the show. She helps us im trying to make something up here. Jimmy no, its okay. I havent spent too much time with mother o. Jimmy speaking of mother your parents, were they excited about the fact that you are doing this . And being in oprahs world . Yes. They are. I think thats the thing. With me, im not one to be under anybody. Im not like, oh, my god, i have to spend all this time with her. I like to give people their space and respect that. So, but my parents were just adamant about getting a picture with miss oprah. Jimmy oh, so they dont. Were from the south. Theyre like, oh my god this is my only opportunity. You know . And so, i was like, i have to set this one up and get this picture. And oprah was coming out with scott sanders. One of our producers. And she was walking to another afterparty from the tonys. Im like, i have to do it. I rolled down my window. I put that Southern Charm on her. Im like, hi, miss oprah. How are you doing . And sure enough, my parents before the car stopped, ran out of the car. And, like, made sure they got their picture. And my dad we took a group picture. But my dad snuck a selfie. Jimmy i see, yeah, right. Didnt want to miss the opportunity. Jimmy thats embarrassing. What are you going to do . Its your parents. Its their job, to embarrass you. Im glad they got the moment. Jimmy me, too. Its nice to meet you. And congratulations on all of your success. [ cheers and applause ] the color purple on broadway. And orange is the new black season four on netflix. Thats Danielle Brooks, everybody. Well be back with maxwell. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Yeah, i like this. Ive been waiting to get in this. 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Nightline is next. But first, his album blacksummers night comes out tomorrow. Here with the song lake by the ocean, maxwell. [ cheers and applause ] ooh, ooh and the band says heeeeee heeee yeah, yeah in the light of the sun i was dazed i was burned i was lost deep in the storm of a grave had a bed as a coffin you were only the one that made me fulfilled only the thing that made me reveal my destiny was before us beach of a forest anything aint nothing its just its just you just us nobody but love on trust on us nobody now can we swim a lake by the ocean well be one like drops in slow motion hee, hee, hee lake by the ocean oh, tell me the way that is waves like it is the drops of colors why do i live inside of you baby want to be every part of you its just its just right its just left we can be strong we can wave we can live oh, so long live in a flame where well never burn no one could ever ever return you are reason im on ya reason i love ya youre the thing i need cause its just its just you just us nobody but love on trust on us nobody now can we swim a lake by the ocean well be one like drops in slow motion everybody in the house. [ cheers and applause ] hee, hee, hee lake by the ocean all i see is just everything is love lake by the ocean sweet like the motion love is the medicine i can heal us all i see is love all i want is love are you guys ready . Its just you just us nobody but love on trust on us nobody now can we swim a lake by the ocean well be one like drops in slow motion were on Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ cheers and applause ] like thunder i can hear you in this world and love was so loud if i can see anything i want to entertain but i cant i gotta have you next to me can you see that im alone theres no hesitation i feel you so much and no indication that i will abuse your touch theres no song theres no music behind this theres no lyric to redefine theres just you and the moment laying closely beside me feel my heart as its drowning why cant this is nightline. Tonight, doctors sexually assaulting their patients under the guise of medical care. I remember him kissing me. 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