bananas to get bit. greg: you know what s funny? i still like, you know, martha, i m still hung up on the austria part. do you know anybody who s gone to austria? it s not australia, it s not germany, it s this weird mix of australia and germany. austria. martha: no, not sfleel where is it? martha: actually austria near germany, it is a been its own country since the empire. greg: i will aie see it when i believes it. tyrus: sound of. martha: not like check slovakia which is czech republic and slovakia. i m so happy i don t have to talk about the spider and the impact. tyrus: i think i covered that. martha: they should call it the wandering eye spider and i think it is a probably scaryier to most men than a barbie movey lately. greg: that is true. martha: but austria definitely a country r put it on
was like what happened. it was i assume a drunkle fight. i have a question for martha because we share a wall our offices are next to each other so she knows i come to work every day in a track suit and hoodie and i don t have a corset on. do you think i m a violent person? martha: i think it could possibly go down that road kat: i ve never been in a fight ever. not to brag. greg: you have stabbed people kat: no. why does everybody always think that? i mean, nobody s offends these pontoon jerks, there s no like bail fund for these losers. everybody hates these guys. tyrus: at least give them free fight lessons, the least they can do. jamie: there s actually a go fund yourself. greg: all right, before we go a quick reminder. i have some amazing guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour, tom shillue, jim morton, joe mackey and nick
sponsored by ipana toothpaste. greg: ipana toothpaste. yep. nothing but the best sponsors for gutfeld. in tonight s is this even real, a grocery store in austria, i didn t even know that austria was real anymore. right? didn t they change their name? martha: no. greg: stop it martha. don t fact check me. apparently austria has been shut down because there s a dangerous spider hiding in a bunch of bananas and if the spider bites you could give men permanent erections. we go live to a local bar for reaction. [cheers and applause] greg: kat, i go to you first. is this story real? kat: i think it s made up. i think some guy had an erection
you can t listen, when you are fighting someone you are going to say stuff. so there probably was a couple n bombs that went out there, probably from us talking to us coordinating our attack. and then one very scared white guy was like did you just call your buddy the n word and that s why he got the chair. it was a setup. but the fighting was awful and i m glad that the man came up and said, it had nothing to do with race, it had everything to do with bad beer, no cardio, and just overall just laziness. greg: that s an astute analysis. i want to go to the news side martha. we actually did the press conference for this. martha: yeah. greg: is it because it s news or because we just like gratuitously bizarre stuff? there s hundreds, thousands of
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