The start of october. He loves roller coasters. Our guest tonight, the creator of the newsroom, aaron sorkin is here. The prince, the king. It is so great to be ban with you from our twoweek break. It was tough to be away, we were missog many fun things to cover, Kate Middleton about to give birth to the greatest baby in the history of civilization, born in the traditional manner, fighting their way out of her womb and cutting their own um bell d. L. Cord with a sword only they could wield. Last thursday Brian Kilmeade threw a basketball directly into a toddlers face. Wow. That is the worst day that Brian Kilmeade has had since the time they let him hug a rabbit and he squeezed it too hard. And then on friday, a San Francisco tv station got punked into reading these names as a korean flight crew. Captain sum chi wong, wee too low, ho lee fu k and bang ti wow. John how could we miss that kind of spectacular burgundyiesque fookup. You stay classy, San Francisco. After all this the entire
But was the first thanksgiving really just about pilgrims and indians from space or was there something more . Shocking new evidence suggests that the first thanksgiving might also have been haunted there is certainly no evidence that the first thanksgiving dinner was not haunted. The pilgrims welcomed the indians, but did they also unknowingly welcome spirits from beyond the grave . Ohhhh oh, come on from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheering and applause] john welcome to the dail show. Welcome. I am john oliver. Jon Stewart Jon Stewart is still not here. Most of you are probably aware hes currently on a rug springer and he eel be back some time at the start of october. He loves roller coasters. Our guest tonight, the creator of the newsroom, aaron sorkin is here. The prince, the king. It is so great to be ban with you from our twoweek break. It was tough to be away, we were missog
Not here. Most of you are probably aware hes currently on a rug springer and he eel be back some time at the start of october. He loves roller coasters. Our guest tonight, the creator of the newsroom, aaron sorkin is here. The prince, the king. It is so great to be ban with you from our twoweek break. It was tough to be away, we were missog many fun things to cover, Kate Middleton about to give birth to the greatest baby in the history of civilization, born in the traditional manner, fighting their way out of her womb and cutting their own um bell d. L. Cord with a sword only they could wield. Last thursday Brian Kilmeade threw a basketball directly into a toddlers face. Wow. That is the worst day that Brian Kilmeade has had since the time they let him hug a rabbit and he squeezed it too hard. And then on friday, a San Francisco tv station got punked into reading these names as a korean flight crew. Captain sum chi wong, wee too low, ho lee fu k and bang ti wow. John how could we miss
Stephen great analysis, and it proves this was a fair trial. As the bill of rights clearly states, the accused shall be tried by a jury of people who would have done. Who would have done the murder faster. But, folks, even though justice was served that did not stop some americans from rudely accepting it back to the kitchen, taking to the streets to protest socalled racial inequality. Knock it off because yes, america had racial inequality but by my latest calculations, its evidently. It is now a tie. [ cheers and applause ] stick with me. Stick with me. Heres how it breaks down. Obviously zimmermans acquittal is seen as a point for white people. ding . Then again, o. J. s acquittal was one for black people. ding . Obama, with two black points, one for each election ding, ding . And whites lose one point for joe biden. buzzer of course for the previous 43 white president s. [ cheers and applause ] for the previous 4 white president s, white people accumulated one point. ding now, jazz
Wow. John how could we miss that kind of spectacular burgundyiesque fookup. You stay classy, san francisco. After all this the entire daily show staff here were chomping at the bit, yes, yes, thats what we look like. Why are you surprised . We were chomping at the bit to get back to the work at this comedy news show, and that feeling lasted until around 10 00 p. M. On saturday night. We the jury find George Zimmerman not guilty. [audience reacts] holy fook. So hes innocent . Wait. What . How could that possibly. Youve got to be kidding. Theres no. I cant even. Oh, my god. Which i guess is what well call tonights segment. Because that feels about right. That feels in your heart about right. Of the many truly depressing things about this case, where man was found not guilty after admitting pursuing and shooting an unarmed teenager, one is just how unsurprised people seem to be about the verdict. They had no other option given the law in florida. If at any point in that altercation that z