Wow, so many people are in such a tizzy over the name that they believed was nicked from our late Queen. This unseemly fiasco, ignited once again, looks set to unleash a whirlwind of sensational claims.
Hark! Is that a loud, dissonant crashing sound we hear coming from a certain mansion in Montecito? Could it be that sustainably sourced, eco-friendly crockery, yours for a very reasonable $250 a soup plate plus a donation to an indigenous cause of their choosing, is being hurled Chez Sussex? Imagine the aggrieved exchanges between Meghan and Harry as another deal falls apart amid harsh criticism from industry insiders:
JAN MOIR: He is courageous, ageless and fearless but nevertheless, Tom Cruise slightly gives me the creeps. It s irrational, it s unfair, but I can t help it.