The Roanoke Kiwanis Club has a new mascot - a fish named Larry, whom you will soon see in a local parade. “Larry the Roanoke Logperch” is also a new book. Soon, he may be more popular than the Mill Mountain Star.
The large, do-gooder civic group is running a funny and down-low shakedown scheme to raise money and get free publicity. I ve warned them that blackmail will never work again.