The president clearly asked a foreign power to dig up dirt on a political opponent in exchange for military aid. audience gasps why does that surprise you . It matches up exactly with the president s transcript. Should i dance now . Now stay tuned for disguised and afraid. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, talkin turkey and the Democratic Candidates answer just one question. Plus, stephen welcomes jonathan van ness and brett gelman featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi so glad youre here hey thanks everybody. Please, have a seat. Thank you very much. cheers and applause thank you please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i dont i dont think im telling any tells out of school here when i say that donald trump is in trouble. But this time its double trouble thanks t
Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ laughter and applause thats right we could have a 76yearold, a a 77yearold, and an 88yearold running for president. [ light laughter ] i cant wait for the debates i mean, who wouldnt be pumped about the possibility of listening to a threehour symphony of dry coughs [ laughter and applause [ coughing ] these guys shouldnt be running for president. They should be in a movie about a group of friends taking their last trip to las vegas [ light laughter ] thats thats what i would watch. [ applause ] bu
The victims two teeth were knocked out. He approached his victim around 2 00 a. M. Yesterday. He raped her at gunpoint. The attacker is a muscular man in his 30s. If you recognize him, call police. Tonight in mount vernon a town hall meeting will be held. Ray net turner was found dead in her jail cell last month two days after she was arrested for shoplifting. The state attorney general is investigating, but many are demanding more answers. Community leaders are expected to speak at this meeting. It starts at 6 00. An Orange County man accused of running a pot farm at his home is set to face a judge tonight. David buck had hundreds of Marijuana Plants growing in the backyard of his chester home. They say he had a large amount of it dried and packaged as well. Police arrested him and seized all the drugs this morning. Mayor de blasio sounding off about the pattern of professional panhandling with children uncovered by our iteam. We exposed these women working together with babies. Today
Roots crew. Questlove 755. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. President trump is back to golfing. And he played with Lindsey Graham yesterday and said that it was wet and windy. [ light laughter ] luckily some people from puerto rico came and threw their paper towels at him. [ laughter and applause ] you can have these back. Youre good. This morning trump went on twitter and talked about signing an executive order on health care, saying that hed use the power of the pen. Or in his case, the command of the crayon. [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, i read that the u. S. Is suspending visa applications from turkey. Trump was like, dont worry, well have them back for thanksgiving. [ laughter and appla
Hello, hello, hello, and welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. President trump is back to golfing. And he played with Lindsey Graham yesterday and said that it was wet and windy. [ light laughter ] luckily some people from puerto rico came and threw their paper towels at him. [ laughter and applause ] you can have these back. Youre good. This morning trump went on twitter and talked about signing an executive order on health care, saying that hed use the power of the pen. Or in his case, the command of the crayon. [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, i read that the u. S. Is suspending visa applications from turkey. Trump was like, dont worry, well have them back for thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ] but in the mean time this is kind of weird, i read that trump stages his photos so that you cant see his double chin. [ laughter ] in response,