Roots crew. Questlove 755. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. President trump is back to golfing. And he played with Lindsey Graham yesterday and said that it was wet and windy. [ light laughter ] luckily some people from puerto rico came and threw their paper towels at him. [ laughter and applause ] you can have these back. Youre good. This morning trump went on twitter and talked about signing an executive order on health care, saying that hed use the power of the pen. Or in his case, the command of the crayon. [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, i read that the u. S. Is suspending visa applications from turkey. Trump was like, dont worry, well have them back for thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ] but in the mean time this is kind of weird, i read that trump stages his photos so that you cant see his double chin. [ laughter ] in response, trump was like, fake news. [ laughter and applause ] i guess that trump was so furious with the that Rex Tillerson called him a a moron, and in a new interview he said the two of them should compare i. Q. Tests. [ light laughter ] well, i guess they actually did it and we got our hands on their answers. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, check this out. Steve wow. Jimmy the first question on the test was, kevin is six time zones behind diane, if its 9 00am for diane, then for kevin its tillerson wrote 3 00am, trump wrote, time to tweeeeet. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy tweet tweet. Heres the next one. If a bus travels ten Miles Per Hour for three hours, how many miles has it gone . Tillerson wrote 30 miles. Trump wrote, gross, who rides a bus . Oh, wait, i do. Access hollywood has that locker room talk. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow, locker room talk . Jimmy and finally, if jill gets 45 votes for class president , and jack gets 35 votes, who wins . Tillerson wrote jill, trump wrote, depends, who did russia vote for . Steve wow [ applause ] really . Jimmy of course, another big story is this Harvey Weinstein scandal. Today, some very serious allegations came out about his sexual misconduct. You can tell theyre bad, cause Anthony Weiner just unfriended him. [ laughter and applause ] hey, this is cool. A trailer for the new star wars movie came out. And a lot of people are talking about [ cheers ] this one moment where this new type of character called a porg makes his first appearance. Have you seen it . You dont like it . [ light laughter ] steve you dont like the porg . Jimmy no, its so cute. Its so cute. Oh, yeah. Heres where he makes his first appearance. Take a look. [ chewbacca roars ] [ porg yells ] [ light laughter ] jimmy now some people have been making memes with the porg. So we decided to do a few of our own. Ill show you what i mean, for example, this first meme is called, when you walk in on bae watching game of thrones without you. [ laughter and applause ] the next meme is called that feeling when your thumb slips and you accidentally liked your exs profile pic. [ laughter and applause ] the next meme is called, when youre trickortreating and someone hands you a fullsize candy bar. [ cheers and applause ] and you never forget those ones. Steve nah, never forget those. Jimmy and finally, this last meme says when someone flushes while youre in the shower. There you go. Steve hey [ laughter and applause ] jimmy porg. Steve porg it up. Jimmy but as i said, a a brandnew trailer was released for star wars the last jedi, it looks really cool, but since we have Shaquille Oneal on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] we love Shaquille Oneal here. We wanted to see what it would be like if he did all the voices for the trailer. [ laughter ] please enjoy. I need someone to show me my place in all this. Ive seen this raw strength only once before. It didnt scare me enough then. It does now. Fulfill your destiny. Ahh. Im shaq. Shaq wars. Jimmy shaq wars. [ cheers and applause ] id see that. Id watch that. Guys, listen to this, it saw that the engineer who created facebooks like button, announced that hes cutting himself off from social media. Hes actually criticized his own like button. The one person we havent heard from yet, is the guy who invented the poke button, and we have him here now via satellite. Thank you for being here, guy who invented the poke button. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thanks for letting me poke my head in. Hoo hoo [ laughter ] jimmy right, so the engineer who created the like button is now critical of his invention. You invented the poke button, do you regret it . No, i like poking. [ light laughter ] im going to poke you. Hoo hoo. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think were facebook friends. [ light laughter ] ill find you and ill poke you. Hoo, hoo. Hey, do you know what my favorite cartoon is . Jimmy no. Pokemon. Hoo, hoo. Guess my Favorite Movie . Jimmy i dont know. Hocuspocus. [ laughter ] guess my favorite card game . Jimmy poker. No, silly billy. Its blackjack. Hoo, hoo. [ laughter ] im going to poke you. Jimmy no, youre not. No, youre not. Now, do you have anything to say about the like button . Oh, no, where did he go . Hey, are you there . Hello . Hoo hoo. Hoo hoo. Jimmy oh, god. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. The guy who invented the poke button. [ cheers and applause ] oh, there. Hes poking everybody. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. Stop poking everyones hand. Hoo hoo jimmy get out of here, stop poking everyones hand. Bye. Oh, hes spinning right he cant stop spinning. Just spinning around. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] well, this is kind of crazy. A coach for the Miami Dolphins had to resign after a video surfaced of him snorting white powder. [ light laughter ] afterwards the team was like, so thats why the 50 yard line kept disappearing. [ laughter and applause ] and did you see this . Last night one of the Minnesota Vikings scored a touchdown and the team had an interesting way of celebrating. Take a look at this. Announcer first touchdown of the game for either team, it goes to kyle rudolph. Its duck, duck, goose. [ laughter ] jimmy trump saw that and was like, okay, i like football again. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. Hi, everybody thank you, welcome to the show. I appreciate it. Were very excited here. We have a big day yeah, right back at you, yeah. [ light laughter ] we had a great day today. My new book is out today everything is mama. That is a kids book. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. Its the sequel to your babys first word will be dada. [ cheers ] or maybe or maybe mama is the original, and dada was the prequel. Steve ooh. Jimmy its like a star wars thing. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy basically if you basically if you love star wars, youll love this book. [ laughter ] people are saying that this is the star wars of books. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy well, you say you say it. Steve this is the star wars of books. Jimmy so now, me you have said it, people have said it. Steve okay. [ laughter ] jimmy people are saying people are saying this is the star wars of books. Everything is mama. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, its all good. Just a quick couple words, like moon, stuff like that. [ light laughter ] moon, mama, its a very simple read. Steve simple read. Jimmy i dont want to spoil the ending, but its a shocker. [ light laughter ] steve its a twister. Its like m. Night shyamalan thing. Jimmy its a shocker, yeah. Its m. Night shyamalans type of thing. [ light laughter ] i hope you read it. I hope your kids read it to you. Thats the coolest thing. Yeah. And, in fact, to celebrate the release, everybody here tonight is going home with a copy. So thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] steve give it to someone you love. The star wars of books. Jimmy i love it. So excited. Thank you guys. We have a fantastic show tonight. From one of the biggest shows on tv this is us, mandy moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] how great is she . Plus this guy is one of our favorite guests. He is the cover athlete for the new nba 2k18 legends edition, Shaquille Oneal is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] the one and only Shaquille Oneal. And we have great music. She was just here last week. We love her so much. Like, dont leave, shes back. Noah cyrus is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy has a great new song called again. And shes going to play. We love her. We love her whole team and her whole family. Well have the cyruses just move in here. [ light laughter ] mandy, shaq, noah and i are playing a game of password later on in the show. It should be fun, dont miss it. [ cheers and applause ] guys, its time to look at the stories making headlines and weigh the good with the bad. Time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of trumps space program. [ light laughter ] last week trump relaunched the National Space council and unveiled his new plans for nasa. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of trumps space program. Here we go. Pro, buzz aldrin telling trump he supports the new program. Con, trump asking if buzz could be introduced to woody and mr. Potato head. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats from toy story. Jimmy thats confusing. Steve theyre not real. Jimmy pro, seeing trump give a speech about space. [ light laughter ] con, seeing buzz aldrin listen to it. [ laughter and applause ] steve yoinks jimmy pro, in his speech trump said the human soul yearns for discovery. Con, finding out he was reading from a Celestial Seasonings tea bag. [ laughter and applause ] those things get deep. Pro, mike pence Video Conference with astronauts on the interNational Space station. Con, he hung up when they floated during the national anthem. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] steve come on. Jimmy that was rude. That was [ light laughter ] steve he tweeted it out and left. Jimmy yeah. Pro, the Trump Administration wants to send astronauts to the moon. Con, googling trump moon and seeing this. Oh, boy. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and finally, pro, its one small step for man. Con, two tiny hands for mankind. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. That is the pros and cons. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well be back with mandy moore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hungry eyes one look at you and i cant disguise ive got hungry eyes applebees 2 for 20. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. When this guy got a flat tire applebees 2 for 20. In the middle of the night, so he got home safe. Yeah, my dad says our insurance doesnt have that. What . you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™. Liberty mutual insurance. Americas favorite cookie delicious Chocolate Candy oreo Chocolate Candy bars now also available in mint flavor posting hashtag yeehaw. Hashtag i have no signal and i still cant post out here. Woah look out, coming through. Hey thomas. Howdy there joy. See joys got the new iphone with verizon unlimited. You bet i do. Best phone, best network. 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Thats love right there for you. Thats so nice. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Thank you. Jimmy i wanna talk about this is us cause i could talk about it forever, but i want to first i want to take a a step back to your first head shot. Oh, goodness. Really . Jimmy yeah, do you remember this one here . This is amanda moore. Amanda moore. Very professional. Jimmy i love it. I love the that is a fresh perm. Jimmy yes. Yes, and like a barrel curled bang and a scrunchie and jimmy you have a lot going on with that. A lot going on in that picture. Jimmy this was the this was the style, though. That was like my Community Theater head shot in orlando, where i grew up. Jimmy yeah. I mean, look how cute. Come on, its so cute. All right. Jimmy heres my first head shot is right here. [ laughter ] i was going for a serious role. Like, i was like a serial killer or something. I dont know what. Vintage . Jimmy i dont know what it looks like. It looks like someone just it looks like im wearing an acorn hat or something. So odd and bizarre. But that wasnt your first photo shoot. I said that to you, and you said actually no, you had done glamour shoots with you mom. I did glamour shots. Do you guys remember glamour shots at the mall . Jimmy i dont remember this. It was every little girls like, fantasy, i feel like. And my mom was getting it for my dad or something which is creepy and i cant even think about that. But theyre like, professional sort of, like, semiprofessional, like pictures where you sort of wrapped yourself up and you get, like, your hair and your makeup done, and of course you have oh, gosh. [ light laughter ] jimmy here it is, it is glamour shots. I never heard of glamour shots, but very glamorous. [ laughter ] how great is that . I look like a jimmy so, this this is not your wardrobe . The ruffle that matches my hair . [ laughter ] and i had braces. Jimmy everythings ruffled. Oh, my goodness. Jimmy oh, its cute. Come on. I look like my mom or something. Ugh, that hairstyle. Jimmy no it looks so cute i mean, imagine this guy going to glamour shots. [ laughter ] what is he doing . I think its so cute. Thank you. Jimmy i dont remember glamour shots, but look how youve changed. Now youre on the number one show. You are crushing, by the way. You are so good on the show. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy really, man. Its like its amazing what youre doing. Youre playing you as a a 60 something year old you, as well. Youre doing, its so well done. Jimmy, thanks, man. Jimmy i know, you know me, i love you. I i but its so subtle the change youre doing. If i had to place an old version of me, i would be like, now, you kids remember, what were doing. Theyd be like, all right, cut, youre taking us out of reality. Where as youre just nailing it. With these little changes and its so good. Thanks. Jimmy i dont know, how are you doing this . Its so fantastic. I love watching it, i cant get enough. Youre very kind. I have no idea. Im faking my way through it. I mean jimmy no, youre so good. Its its challenging, but, you know, its a three and a half hour makeup process to put the prosthetics on, to sort of age my character. Jimmy yeah, its like, wrinkles. So i have a lot of time to sort of get into character. And i dont know. Jimmy but just how do you do that show, and im just saying this as a fan, i get emotional watching. I could imagine you get emotional doing the performance. We do, i think chrissy and i, chrissy metz, who plays kate my daughter [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the whole cast is great. The whole cast. But i think chrissy and i are probably the most emotional, but i think sterling gets the award for like best crier, because he i feel like hes literally at the pont as an actor, hes like, what eye do you want me you have to the dramatic single tear drop down my cheek from . Like, hes that good. Jimmy he could really, yeah, he could direct what eyeball tears up. Oh, you want the right one . Jimmy oh, you wan the left one now too. Ready, action. Jimmy this one, then this one squirts out. Yeah, hes that good. Jimmy its just i just think its so phenomenal but then i was talking to you back there, im like, you have to do things with, acting with babies, and im like, how can you do it with one take, and youre crying and you said theres sometimes they are fake babies. There are fake babies because theres a new rule with homeland security, that anybody who works has to have a photo i. D. , so what mom is going to schlep her child, her like, newborn, to the dmv to get an i. D. [ laughter ] jimmy babies dont have ids. Babies dont have ids, but you have to to work. So oftentimes when were shooting with small babies theyre either baby dolls or they have this one robotic baby. Its weird, guys. Jimmy no, yeah, that would how can you act with a a robot baby . We were just shooting an episode, where i have, like, two very emotional scenes where im talking to a newborn, like, in the hospital. And i like, i go to put my hand on the robotic baby and its like vibrating and like, like, making weird movements and youre just sort of like, nope, this is a real child, like im trying my very level best. Jimmy you really have to really, like, im acting with a a robot. To cry with a single sterling tear. Jimmy better get the sterling tear. Ill never do it. And the babies vibrating. Jimmy also, gosh, hes so funny, too, man. Hes so funny. I feel like this season hes able to showcase that side. Jimmy yeah, he cracks some jokes. Can you explain what happened here . Did you split your eye open . I did. Jimmy what happened . In the shower, like a month ago i was in the shower, and i was bent over, and i just stood right up into the shower door handle, like right on my orbital bone. I know. Blood everywhere. And it was like three weeks before the emmys. And i had to work. And, so, what they had to do is i had those stitching for like four days, and then they took them off so i could work. Took them out. And then they used like tattoo coverup to coverup the bruise, but then we were in the middle of shooting an episode where, its the halloween episode, and i play cher, so cher wears a lot of makeup, so i got to like, and i was wearing like a purple outfit, and so i got to like really just use the bruise like the base of the purple eye shadow. It was great. Jimmy why not . You got to use that. Yeah. Yeah, thanks zoey. Jimmy have you ever met cher . I have not meant cher, no. Jimmy me either, shes super cool. Didnt you get to meet you got to meet dolly parton . Yes, i mean, it was jimmy thats a legendary moment. It yes, it was kind of a a mike drop moment. We were at a preemmy party. And she was standing talking to alison janney, and i hate to name drop, but i worked with alison, and i was like hi, old friend, so good to see you. And she was like, hi, mandy, do you know dolly . And i was like [ laughter ] i about lost my marbles. I was so excited and milo was standing next to me, and shes like, you guys, i really like your show. I watch your show and its really great. And i was like, thats, im done. Im done. Jimmy and what more do you want . Dolly gives a stamp of approval. If dolly parton likes it im in. Yup, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i want to show everyone a clip heres mandy moore in tonights episode of this is us. Take a look. I mean, i guess i could plan a night away from the kids, but the whole romantic date night thing, thats always been jacks department. So now its your department. Think of something think of somewhere special to take him, do something. Put on a pretty dress, slap on a carefree smile on your face and just sweep your husband off his feet. Whats all this . Im Jack Pearsoning you. Term i made up for when you sweep someone off their feet. Come on, get in the car. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mandy moore, this is us. Oh, my gosh, so good. Mandy and i are playing password when we come back. Stick around, everybody. Its good. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you brought butch. Yeah butch growls at man hes looking at me right now, isnt he . Yup. butch barks at man butch is like an old soul that just hates my guts. laughs vo you can never have too many faithful companions. Introducing the allnew crosstrek. Love is out there. Find it in a subaru crosstrek. Heare you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec® its starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec® and muddle no more®. [ mo more, more, more ny ] how do you like it how do you like it more, more, more how do you like it how do you like it how do you like it more, more, more fortyeight hours of protection. I dont have to reapply this, not once. Its really soft and almost velvety as you put it on. 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Its time to play both password steve well our first team tonight, hes the host of the tonight show. And hes a four time nba champion. Its jimmy fallon and Shaquille Oneal. [ cheers and applause ] and their opponents, she stars on this is us on nbc. And shes currently on tour opening for katy perry. Say hello to mandy moore and noah cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] oh. Now the rules of the game are very simple. I give each a password. And you give a oneword thats oneword only clue to your partner to guess that password. The team with the most points after four words wins and the first clue goes to noah and jimmy. Jimmy here we go. Announcer the password is steve noah, why dont you start us off . Finger. [ laughter ] jimmy finger. Finger. Only one word . Steve yes. Only one. Yeah. Can we steal the point . [ laughter ] steve youll have a chance. Jimmy im sure you know what finger i already know the answer. Can i do another clue now . Jimmy no. Steve no. Oh, okay. Jimmy shaq knows the answer already. How . Did you look at my cards . Its lookin good finger lookin good. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no no. One word only. Steve one word. One word. My bad. Jimmy that doesnt count. That doesnt count. I have another clue now. I think you can only give one word, right . Steve right, one word. Im going to guess middle . Steve nice but no. No. Steve nice guess. I ruined it. No, no its okay. Steve jimmy, its your turn. You did not ruin it. You didnt ruin it. Steve jimmy is going to ruin it. Jimmy one clue, finger. One word back. Has to be pinky. [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dinging ] steve shaq attack. Jimmy it has to be pinky. Steve oh, my gosh, thats nuts. Jimmy has to be pinky, man. Steve shaq jimmy alright mandy. Steve and mandy announcer the password is steve shaq, youre up first. Jimmy you can do this. [ laughter ] hump. Jimmy sorry . Hump. [ laughter ] steve hope. Hump. The man said hump. Jimmy he said hump . [ laughter ] hump. Jimmy yeah, yeah yeah. Steve hump. Jimmy wednesday . [ laughter ] steve no. Thats a good guess. Steve no. Thats a good guess. Thats legitimate. Steve that is officially hump day. Okay. You heard steve hump. Hump. Toe . [ audience groans ] steve oh, snap camel toe . [ bell dinging ] steve oh, its a family show. Jimmy oh my gosh. Is that legal . Jimmy i dont know. Steve thats legal. Jimmy i dont know if thats legal. I dont know. Is that legal . Geez. Jimmy im sorry. Steve thats legal. Thats legal. [ talking over each other ] announcer the password is steve jimmy, start it off. Jimmy all right. Steve dont say hump. [ laughter ] say it again. Jimmy good. Consistency. Jimmy good. [ bell ringing ] steve oh, my gosh. That was it . Jimmy good good thats all we could clear. [ laughter ] thats it. Steve the final clue. That was amazing. Jimmy cant believe you got that one, man. That was incredible. Steve all right shaq. Announcer the password is steve okay now, mandy, youre gonna start us off. Its 511. You can tie this up. What . Jimmy no, no this is it right here. I feel it. 511, where did that come from . Jimmy odd math this game. You looked at it. I did. Okay. Okay. Ready . No. [ laughter ] jimmy get in the zone. Yeah, what are jimmy youre in the zone there. Steve yeah, autozone. Dog. Jimmy no. Steve all right. [ laughter ] shaq. Jimmy wait, what . [ ruff ] steve okay. What is it . Use your thinking cap. No, thats not it. Jimmy, hurry up. Steve thats not it. I think i know. Steve they have a bond they have a psychic bond. Jimmy bone . Pimple . Steve no. Hold on. Wait a second. Mandy is going to give a clue. Can i give a clue . Can i give a clue . No, no, she answered. Jimmy she answered already. I jumped the gun. It doesnt count. And she was wildly off. Jimmy all right, let her have one clue. Steve mandy, its your turn. Tree. Jimmy what . Do i get a lifeline . Jimmy no, you cant have a a lifeline. Ruff. Ruff and tree . Steve yeah. Youve heard ruff is one clue. And now the second word shes giving you is tree. Wood. Steve whats that . Wood . I said wood. I dont know. Steve because wood is rough and it comes from a tree. Jimmy for the win bark jimmy my thanks to mandy moore, noah cyrus, Shaquille Oneal, the champ noah is performing later in the show. Well talk to shaq after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] tmobile never stops. Weve doubled our lte coverage. Were already the fastest 4g lte network, and we just keep getting faster. And now americas best unlimited gets even more powerful when you pair it with the new iphone everyone is excited about. Introducing the amazing iphone 8. Its the best iphone yet, now on americas best unlimited network. For a limited time, save up to three hundred dollars on iphone 8. And now, join tmobiles Iphone Upgrade Program for free. Americas favorite cookie delicious Chocolate Candy oreo Chocolate Candy bars now also available in mint flavor you are a true friend of the crown. 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Did you get fios too . No, was i supposed to get fios . Mr. Peterson. Fios is a 100 fiberoptic network. Its like it was invented to stream 4k movies and shows. How do you know so much about tv and internet . The internet. Right. Streaming is only as good as your internet. So get the best internet with the 100 fiberoptic network get fios now just 79. 99 per month for fios gigabit connection plus tv and phone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a 15time nba allstar and a a fourtime nba champion. He anchors tnts inside the nba and hes the cover athlete of the brandnew nba 2k18 legend edition. [ cheers and applause ] please give a warm tonight show welcome to one of our favorites, Shaquille Oneal. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing, buddy . I liked that, black thought. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for coming back to our show. Thanks for having me. Jimmy youre the best. You know we love you. Youre good on nicknames. You gave me a nickname the last couple times you were here. You were calling me. Boyboy. Jimmy boyboy, yeah. What up, boyboy . Jimmy sup, boyboy. Doing alright . Boyboy is good. Youre still boyboy. Jimmy thats the one . Sticking with boyboy . Sticking with boyboy. Jimmy ill take it ill i like boyboy. I want to thank you for that. We were talking backstage, i was talking, i was saying yeah, i got this i was bragging about my truck. You know im such a manly guy. Im driving my truck around, its a ford f150. Yeah, its unbelievable. Its the best. I like those, those are nice. Jimmy and you showed me your truck. You had a picture of yours. Thats a 650. Jimmy what the heck is this . How is that real . What are you thats bigger than thats like the size of a tree. Actually, i didnt know they made those, either, but so im at the ford dealership one time and i see it, i was like, what is that . Hes like, thats an f650. I was like, ill take it right now. He was like, you dont want to test drive it . I was like, no, im taking that home. Jimmy but what do you do with it . You just drive it around . And just be shaq . That picture right there. The reason why its drooped down in the back. I have 18, 18 inch woofers in the back. [ cheers ] jimmy no, you dont. You know what that feels like . Help me out roots, when youre riding in your car, help me out roots. You just turn it up a little bit . [ cheers ] jimmy thats what it feels like . Thats what it feels like . A lot of bass, a lot of bass, a lot of bass. [ cheers ] jimmy thats a lot of truck. Thats too much for me. I want to mention this, documentary that youre involved in called killer bees. Yes. Jimmy and this is like a a kind of an underdog basketball story, just debuted at the hampton film festival. Its about a team in the hamptons. The crazy thing, ive been going to the hampton for 20, 30 years, and i thought the hamptons was all rich people, but theres another side of the hamptons that, you know, you really dont see. And this team, theyve been winning state championships for the longest, and this is a a great story. So when i saw the documentary, i called them up and told them i wanted to be an executive producer. You know, the film is a great film so if you give it a chance check it out. Jimmy yeah. Killer bees. Jimmy killerbeesmovie. Com. Its cool that you did that. Inside the nba on tnt, you guys youre signed up for like to like 2030 or something . I am . Jimmy yeah. I didnt know that. Okay. Jimmy yeah, yeah, congratulations. I wanted to announce it on the show tonight. I appreciate it. Jimmy in case you want to renegotiate. Yeah, yeah. But, thats good. You guys have fun on that show, man. Thats your family. Im looking forward to it a a lot. Im not looking forward to talking to charles. Jimmy oh, yeah . Thats not true. I hate charles barkley. Jimmy dont say that camera 3, i hate you, charles barkley. I know youre watching the show. I hate you jimmy hey, hey no no. Shaq that was shaq he did that on his own. Im going to knock your ass out. Oh i cant say. Okay. Jimmy thats not the case. You guys are friends. No, i hate barkley. I think its going to be an exciting season. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, it will be. Its gonna be a great basketball season. A lot of things went on this summer, carmelo, and paul george, okc, you like that move . [ cheers ] jimmy no, im new york, new york. Okc is gonna be good though right . You got d. Wade back with lebron, in cleveland [ cheers ] jimmy yeah. And you still got the golden state powerhouse. Golden state fans. [ cheers ] jimmy who are you thinking right now . Going in . If we had to go in you know who my pick is . Im probably going to have to go with golden state now. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy pretty good, right . How about for this game . Of course you are a legend, thats why youre on the cover of legends edition. Thank you. Jimmy who would you choose for your who is your starting five lakers . For the lakers . Jimmy yeah. Magic johnson would be one. Jimmy yeah. [ applause ] kobe at the 2, jerry west at the 3. Jimmy really . Big game james at the 4, and Kareem Abduljabbar is not the 5, i am. Jimmy kareem sorry, kareem. Jimmy sorry, kareem, we love you. Its a fun game. Its really really cool that you can do that and play as you and jerry west, thats amazing. Hey, i wanted to give you something, because last time you said nice things i gave you dada. And now, my new book just came out today, its mama so i wanted to give this to you. [ inaudible ] [ cheers and applause ] thats your book . Jimmy yes, i wrote this book. I want to read that. Come around here. Jimmy whats that . I want to read it. Come around here, im going to show you how to read it. Come around, i got you. All right. 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Performing her new single again give it up to noah cyrus [ cheers and applause ] you just made the worst mistake and youll regret it darling cause once you give and then you take you only end up wanting ooh was everything not enough ooh cause one day youll wake up and then youll say i want to be your lover i dont want to be your friend you dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again i want to be your lover baby ill hold my breath you dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again again babe again again baby again you dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again ooh screaming in my head ooh unless you were a friend im somewhere i cant escape im running from myself somewhere between in love and broken up in hell i want to be your lover i dont want to be your friend dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again i want to be your lover youre leaving when the clock hits 10 you dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again again babe again again babe again you dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again again babe again again babe again you dont know what youve got til its gone my dear so tell me that you love me again tell me that you love love me again tell me that you love me again [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, fantastic come on noah cyrus again is out now well be right back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to mandy moore, Shaquille Oneal, noah cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, james spader. From goodbye christopher robin, actor domhnall gleeson. Author ladee hubbard. Featuring the 8g band with joe russo. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump met with former secretary of state, Henry Kissinger today in the oval office. Either that, or the sequel to up looks terrible. 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