u.s. attorney he was trying a case, an impossible heroin conspiracy case in brooklyn federal court. he won that case. he won the puffy combs case. very difficult case. i mean, this is a guy who wins cases. and that said, the facts still matter more than the lawyer. and if the facts are as bad as they appear, if there s dna, if there are injuries on either party, all of that is going to matter more than ben brafman, as good as he is. he pleaded not guilty at this point. jeffrey toobin, appreciate it. jeff, thanks very much. coming up, donald trump is not running for president. in true donald trump fashion he said he made this decision even though he would win the primary and the general election. yes, he s humble. he s also on tonight s ridiculist. not because he s ridiculous. au contraire. what s ridiculous is the idea that he s going to deprive us all of his leadership. we ll explain that.
said he made this decision even though he would win the primary and the general election. yes, he s humble. he s also on tonight s ridiculist. not because he s ridiculous. au contraire. what s ridiculous is the idea that he s going to deprive us all of his leadership. we ll explain that. call her. ok. [ cellphone rings ] hey. you haven t left yet. no. i m boarding now. what s up? um.would you mind doing it again? last time. [ engine turns over ] oooohhhh.sweet. [ male announcer ] the chevy cruze with the my chevrolet app.
wait, we re adding that snoring sound. how about if you re the vice president just try to stay awake at work and stay off the ridiculist in and a quick follow-up to last night s ridiculist about all the money snooki is making $100,000 an episode for the new season of jersey shore. $25,000 to show up at a club. snooki responds on her twitter page, she writes or tweeted, everybody s asking me about mr. anderstand cooper. he called me freakishly tan and i m lucky? gotta love this man. thanks, coop. first of all, i didn t call her freakishly tan. i think she called me anderstand because my name is anderson and i understand her. some people thought i was trying to start a feud last night. au contraire, mon frere. of all the jersey shore folks she s my favorite. she s the most orange sxl she has a sense of humor about herself which believe me not a lot of folks on tv do.
huntsman. one name though that s getting an increasing amount of buzz over the last few months, particularly in this climate of tough budget talk and skyrocketing debts is new jersey governor chris christie. the first-term governor is being credited as the leader of the current wave of spending cuts to state budgets that s now going on in other states being led by other governors, and because of that, a lot of republicans want to see kristie run for president. kristie has repeatedly said he s not going to do it, but he says that s not because he didn t think he can win. au contraire. in an interview with the national review the new jersey governor said, quote, i have people calling me and saying to me let me explain to you how you could win. and i m like, you re barking up the wrong tree. i already know i could win. that s not the issue, unquote. got to love that. kristie also said because he s not personally ready to be president he would only hurt the republican party if he were el
actually happened. here s mr. slater s norma ray moment as imagined by our friends at apple daily. what the [ bleep ] [ bleep ]! what the [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]! you saw it. all the passengers were doing the macarena while sitting down. joining me with his thoughts now, comedian christian finnegan. his new dvd au contraire available in stores via itunes and via most emergency chutes from airplanes. good evening, sir. good evening, keith. i ve missed you. same here. as the evil laugh in the animation suggests, going down that emergency slide with the beer in hand must have felt like the actor slim pickens at the end of dr. strangelove . yeehaw!