dad jeans. baby jeans. baby jeans. only for babies. cat jeans. cats and maybe the right girl. did you ever see a cat without good legs? expwhrie guy skinny jeans. yes, as long as you have the bright shoes. you can wear flats if you are smaller and boots if you are bigger. they will always be in. mental note. i will purchase some skinny jeans. the problem is i have a. nor muss package. a gynormous package. what if it says baby on bored. mini fedoras. on cats. mini pho doras on gangsters. duh. adorable. whatever you want midge jet gangster. you can take my money. they sleep with not fishes, but minnows. platform shoes ? yes. they are still big? they are. platform shoes with goldfish in them, ie, i am gonna get you sucka. that will work.