From our Bureau of Frantic Days at the Ministry of Truth with some assistance from our Bureau of Young Communist Hotheads Writers at the Ministry of Truth had a busy day yesterday putting their spin on images of extreme violence at a Young Communist circulated on social media. Initial reports from the scene claimed several
From our Bureau of Socialist Alimentary Equity and Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Child Welfare As if it weren't cruel enough to subject children to constant brainwashing at Castro, Inc.'s "free" public schools, the Cuban dictatorship is now serving very skimpy and inadequate lunches to those kids. Yeah, yeah, Bernie
From our Bureau of Black Humor with some assistance from our Bureau of Humor Apartheid How's this for black humor: Castro, Inc. is inviting cartoonists from around the world to attend a political humor convention. Yeah, that's really funny, sure. One of the most repressive countries on earth is celebrating the art of political cartoons.
From our Bureau of Leftist Latrine American Whoredom with some assistance from our very tired Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neocolonialism As Castro, Inc.'s reptilian Foreign Minister sells more of Cuba to China, Castro, Inc.'s colony of Nicaragua is selling even more of itself to the Asian Goliath. Yes. China is ready to strip all of
From our Bureau of Socialist Nutritional Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Leftist Utopian Diets In an unprecedented move, a United Nations agency has found fault with Cuba's utopian regime. Yeah. According to UNICEF 9% of children in Cuba suffer from severe food insecurity. In other words, many Cuban children are malnourished. Naturally,