thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
scotland and northern ireland chilly with sunshine from the word go. all the details later on in the programme. it s tuesday, 30th of january. our main story. the democratic unionist party says it s agreed a deal to restore the devolved government in northern ireland. the dup leader, sir jeffrey donaldson, said the proposals are subject to the westminster government passing laws to address concerns about post brexit trading arrangements. a warning this report from our ireland correspondent chris page includes some flashing images. as the democratic unionist party reached a pivot point, protesters tried to increase the pressure. more hard line unionists have been urging the dup not to agree a new deal to restore the devolved government. 130 party members took part in a meeting, which lasted more than five hours. but, early this morning, the leader, sirjeffrey donaldson, announced he had won support for a plan to bring back power sharing. i believe that with the faithful delive
happy thursday, everybody. so sometimes the univers einsometimes the univers you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting jesse the 8 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micro. yes here s here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis.me if you ve never heard of them, here s a taste. the tonight, the united states killed the leader of isis. trump comes out of the situation room at midnight. he walks up and for the entire world at midnight just goes abu bakr al-baghdadi is dead. he died like a dog in front of of the whole world. abu, we can hear him crying ,said abu, don t let me tell you something. abu kraidy great, great. a bit. i wouldn t have crie quitd, right?ve crie baghdadi that s when we were all going. he s funny and he does trump better than alec. tha plus, plus, he hasn t shot anyone yet.. but what s special about gillis is that he beat cancel culture.e in 2019, he was hired as a cast me
the foreign secretary. he is asking the foreign secretary. he is asking the foreign secretary for an update on the situation in gaza. it is worth remembering that the foreign secretary, lord cameron, does not sit as an mp so he is going to be asking mr lambie whether he will get some kind of statement. at the moment though, just saw the defence secretary grant shapps speaking. we will, as of course i was saying, breathe that statement from david lammy, the shadow foreign secretary, when it happens. we are expecting that to happen any moment now. the reporter with bbc verified has been taking a look at the latest footage to see how the hospital is being affected by the war. hospitals and medical being affected by the war. hospitals and medical staff being affected by the war. hospitals and medical staff are being affected by the war. hospitals and medical staff are protected - and medical staff are protected under international law. but patients and doctors have reportedl
emperor, one of the greatest players of all time stop tributes are flooding in for him at the moment. here s someone who has the unusual accolade of winning a cup as both player and manager. accolade of winning a cup as both playerand manager. news accolade of winning a cup as both player and manager. newsjust coming in that germany s franz beckenbauer, has died at the age of 78. we will bring you more on that and bring you more tributes as they come into us. for the momentjust bringing that sad news for you. let s get a quick look at the business news. we start with boeing shares in the us aircraft giant have sunk almost 9% wiping nearly $13 billion off its stock market value after the grounding of some of its 737 max planes on safety concerns. a door panel or plug on an alaskan airlines 737 max nine blew out mid flight over the us state of oregon on friday forcing the jet to make an emergency landing. there were no major injuries among the 177 people on board. late on sun