Andand what . Uh, he just handed me this 3,000 christmas bonus 3,000 i cant believe it and see what i did there . I made you think it was bad, when actually it was good. Yeah, youre a comedic genius. Let me see this. Ohh holy crap 3,000 bucks and all i got was a donation made in my name to some disease charity. Yeah, thank ya so what do you want to do with it . Well, im thinkin, and go with me hereahem doubled breast implants. Why . The ones you have now are so cute and perky. Way to turn it around on me. Look, im serious. What do you want to do with it . I dont know. I guess we should throw it in the bank quick before they realize what a mediocre employee i really am. Really . Put it in the bank . Why, you got another idea . Hmm . Solid gold bathtub . Should we have our teeth drilled and little rubies put in . [imitates bugs bunny] hey, whats up . No. I was thinking that all these lawyers at my firm have been investing in all these internet stocks, and they have been making some stupi
Huh. What . Your depot is hiring payroll assistants to handle the extra holiday load. They need people who can type and do payroll. Ive done both. [coughs] i should apply for this, right . No, i dont know. It would be so great to get out of the house during the day and make a little money. You know . And id feel like i was part of the world again. Im gonna go email my resume right now. Oh. If its cool with you, because i would be invading on your turf, you know . What . Is that all right . Yeah . Yeah great thanks, baby [laughing] oh, yeah [whispers] no so shes standing there, and shes got some gradea Sweet Potatoes. You know what im saying . So what she does is guess who . Hey [laughs] hi, honey. What are you guys talking about . I heard Sweet Potatoes. Uh, yeah. We were thinking about gettin em for the vending machine. Actually, i was just, uh, telling a story about this female person on my route. Sorry. Oh, thats ok. I know what guys talk about. Keep goin like i wasnt even here. Was
What . The same camp doug went to . No. We didnt go to the same camp. You werent that girl who was always startin fights and moonin truckers on route 9 . Yes camp unity i didnt know that that was a church camp. I guess thats why they didnt ask me back. You know, i actually remember your last day. I think you had a runin with doug. Shut up you cheated at kickball, carrie. Did not did, too shut up no, you shut up. Stop no you get aah oh [coughing] oh. Youre gross. [coughing] that was doug . Youre telling me i fell on doug . Yep. This is unbelievable do you remember this . Not really, but i got my armpit hair that summer, so i was pretty much wrapped up in me. Do you know what this means . We met as kids. We met before and didnt even know it. Its like we were meant to be or something. Well, im all for that. So, so, so, so, tell me more about what happened afterwards. Did we talk . Mmm. Yes. Some words were exchanged, and then doug started to cry. Oh, my god we actually spoke to each other