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that s right, barney. the dinosaur is returning to screens large and small. laura , i know you re reserving your copy right now. mattel revealed barney s new look. he seems to have gotten the full cardassian while away. dynel plasty knows no shop, newly defined cheekbones that some are saying he had buchel fat removal. but that can t be confirmed. we re looking into that. yeah, raymond, i don t see the back fat anymore. no back fat. there s nothing nothing there. it s looking pretty good. i mean, my children mesolimbic ,he was barney was gone by the time my three kids were. they never saw barney. and i m actually quite happy about that. yeah, i agree. i my dad. why can t we come up with new characters? there are tons of new characters in children s books. let s create that and leave barney to risk like the other dinosaurs. and this week we saw the return ,the ultimate animal no one asked for. if you want to distract from environmental disasters and derailments, what is the
more , telling rolling stone, quote, there are things thate make sense now. it feels like i vthine spents my whole life looking at myself in a mirror, completely out ofn focus, and all of a sudden i could see myselfe myself clear the first time. that s hilarious. .and i m told he s already put in his request for reparationsa and a cardassian. alah, but for him, it s just in time for black history month, althoughth now that he s black,e being from boston means he has to kick his own. that is a smear, unfair smearth to all the lovely people in boston. e atbut he welcomed the newsd it and said it fills a gap in his identity. he s alway hiss felt was missin. and while being seven percentle black, instead of 100% italiantl doesn t change much ofia anything. now, at least he could tell
0 that didn t go over too big atro the governors meeting. o all right. that s it for us tonight. i hope you enjoyed thihos week i shows as much as we did.ur don t forget, always set your dvr. so you alwayo yos get to watchms the angle if you happen to miss it live, which you should never do. mberremember, it is america now and forever. and we ll ser e on monday. r but for now, greg gutfeld takes it all from here you that s what people look. you look at you for yourself, you animal. as alway happy friday. and as always, on a friday,e thn the thing we do first, weonight welcome tonight s guests s. t yeah, you re that music first smile so big she uses a swiffer for a toothbrush. former fox newa sws anchor patt. ann brown . that. look at that. when he flies, he neverroom complains about leg room. just get dreamliner. johnny, joey, joe , oh, yes, she has to put rocks in her pockets on windy days. kae x news contributor, cat to and finally his shoe size is escalate. my massive sidekick in