[laughter]. yeah, yeah, and take the cannoli. neil: and you ve heard the cost of everything is going up and a lot of people might be cutting back on seven fishes. might be four fishes, what do you tell them? i never count them when you go in, you can t count them, just be grateful for what you have and neil, to your point, we re all good people. this is a great country. it s christmastime, man, jesus is the reason for the season and let s take a couple of days and embrace the goodness of america and i hear it every day on the radio and see it all the time on my live show and when you and i chat all through the years that we ve been together, it s a good place and good time. with all of my heart, merry christmas and i mean that sin veerly. neil: i know you do. the one thing that makes you click, you re not a jerk. there s a lot of shouting on the left, joe, a lot of shouting on the right and ripping each other s lungs out
[buzzer] in jerusalem, right? i don t know i would give you the [bleep] geo coordinate. 140 degrees latitude and 110 degrees longitude. what was jesus profession. making sure his reindeers were all healthy. he was a carpenter. maybe like his slave maybe. jesus wasn t santa claus. was he like a dive. [inaudible] you are not bugging. my god i m totally bugging. he is the best. i don t know what his profession was but i believe in trusting him. floor man like me. what union was he in. he wasn t in the a union but he knew the secret handshake. the three wise men, they brought jesus gifts. what did they bring him? would that be the three musket tier. what is he italian. [buzzer] they won t wise guys. jesus. cannoli. a crown? [buzzer] a piece of fish, bread and water? burdens. do you think that s where they got the seven fishes from.
If there’s one thing that can make or break a family gathering in my family, it’s dessert. Serve up something less than ideal and the meal ends on a sour
like elf would eat. you know the movie elf. will: it does. pete eating it the way i would. pete: falling apart on me. give it a try, guys. will: you made it less appetizing to be honest. i want one of the cannoli chips. that is what i want. rachel: you have your own. will: i don t see my cannoli chips. somewhere in inside and pete rachel: actually really good. pete: taste the like christmas. will: tastes like christmas. super pepper minty. pete: make it yourself. will: here is the necessary ingredients. there is the cannoli chips, the pretzels. can do it with kids. will: here is the stuff all over pete. how do you say that? pete: didn t give us forks. get your clutches into that. rachel: gave us napkins. pete: clutches into it. will: this is all-timer, dude. this is something else.