have they not seen twister? they need a cow to smack the bride in the face, and then maybe they ll think it s an emergency. that lack of urgency leads people to wonder whether this is true romance or totally divorced from reality. it s fake because these people did nothing. they were just like, oh, well, let s go get cake! if i see a tornado, i am getting in my car and driving to the nearest nuclear bunker and closing the hatch. no marriage should begin with lies and deceit, so we are coming clean. the nerve-racking nuptials are 100% real. i guess kansas has bigger balls than we do. this love story begins in june 2011 when caleb pence meets candra frederick at a rodeo in colorado. just right away we were best
friends. it felt so natural. it did. four months later caleb takes the whirlwind relationship to the next level. he proposes to candra in front of their beloved pet bull fat albert. some people don t think it was very romantic, but it s definitely us. it s perfect. that s who we are. so it was great. the wedding takes place on may 19th, 2012, at caleb s family farm in parker county, kansas. it was everything i could have possibly dreamed of. it all came together. the couple monitors the forecast which calls for a storm later in the evening. the day of the wedding, it was actually really sunny. the storm wasn t to hit until midnight, so we had no idea it was about to happen. the outdoor festivities start without a hitch, but just minutes into the ceremony caleb sees a funnel start to form. heavenly father, we thank you so much for the gift of marriage. we tried telling him that there was a tornado on the ground, and i was like, no, there s not a tornado on the