[ light laughter ] canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is facing criticism after a photo from 2001 surfaced in which hes wearing brownface. Im not going to show you the picture, because its really bad. Its so bad that canadians traveling in europe are going to start telling people theyre american [ laughter and applause what . [ cheers and applause sorry, wheres my accent from . Oh, im from houston [ laughter ] this is a houston accent. [ laughter ] according to reports, a whistleblower complaint has been filed against President Trump for his communications with a foreign leader, which alleges that trump made an undisclosed promise during a phone call. Said trump, well, i dont know if he even can dance but sure, why not . [ laughter and applause producers have announced that disney will soon add a character that will serve as its first jewish princess. The movie shes starring in is called chosen. [ laughter and applause a delivery van overturned in georgia on friday and spilled over
[ laughter ] President Trump delivered the state of the Union Address last night and claimed that he has led a, quote, Great American comeback. Please everyone knows the Great American comeback is thats what she said. [ laughter and applause something we as a nation have to be proud of. According to the latest numbers, applause accounted for a third of President Trumps 78minute state of the Union Address [ light laughter ] but he did promise to do it less next year. [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi was seen tearing up her copy of President Trumps [ cheers and applause of President Trumps state of the Union Address last night once trump finished talking. To be fair, trump also destroyed that speech when he tried to say the phrase, he directed the december assault. He directed the december dassault [ laughter and applause seth thats what she said. [ laughter ] Vice President mike pence this morning said that House Speaker nancy pelosi tearing up a copy of President Trumps state of
Impeachment trial. And i trust her judgment because that is a lady who has definitely spoken to some managers [ laughter ] following last nights debate, senator Elizabeth Warren appeared to turn down a handshake from senator Bernie Sanders also, a foot rub from joe biden. [ laughter ] bring em over here. Following last nights debate, mayor Pete Buttigieg told reporters that he believes he would be the quote boldest president weve had in a halfcentury. I dont know if youve been watching the news. But were were good on bold for a while. [ laughter ] if you want a winning slogan, how about, make the news boring again. [ cheers and applause give us a break. Were just asking for a break. President trump praised the Republican Party in a tweet last night. And it said it fights for, quote, citizens from every background, and from every race, religion, color and creed. And after he tweeted that, even his twitter avatar couldnt keep a straight face. [ light laughter ] a florida woman was arrest
You carried yourself with grace and dignity for eight whole years. So, on behalf of comedians and talk show hosts everywhere, were gonna miss you, joe [ cheers and applause ] you got us through, buddy. President obama surprised his white house staffers with a private concert by Bruce Springsteen to thank them for their work over the last eight years. Meanwhile, trump thanked his supporters with a performance by a Bruce Springsteens cover brands drummers dj friend. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience boos ] tomorrow at noon eastern time, donald trump will be sworn in as the 45th and final president of the United States. [ laughter and applause ] take us home, buddy. Donald trump will be sworn in as president of the United States tomorrow. Thats right. Tomorrow we will go from this Amazing Grace [ cheers and applause ] seth to this. Bing Bing Bong Bong Bing Bing Bing [ laughter and applause ] seth basically basically, we as a nation are going from the first season of lost to the last se
You carried yourself with grace and dignity for eight whole years. So, on behalf of comedians and talk show hosts everywhere, were gonna miss you, joe [ cheers and applause ] you got us through, buddy. President obama surprised his white house staffers with a private concert by Bruce Springsteen to thank them for their work over the last eight years. Meanwhile, trump thanked his supporters with a performance by a Bruce Springsteens cover brands drummers dj friend. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience boos ] tomorrow at noon eastern time, donald trump will be sworn in as the 45th and final president of the United States. [ laughter and applause ] take us home, buddy. Donald trump will be sworn in as president of the United States tomorrow. Thats right. Tomorrow we will go from this Amazing Grace [ cheers and applause ] seth to this. Bing Bing Bong Bong Bing Bing Bing [ laughter and applause ] seth basically basically, we as a nation are going from the first season of lost to the last se