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CALGARY – As Canadians complete their 2021 Census, former PM Stephen Harper is pretty sure it isn’t an accident that he is one of the 25% of people asked to complete the long-form version.
“Random selection my lily-white butt,” said Harper as he struggled to complete the detailed questionnaire. “Somebody clearly gave Justin my home address.”
“How am I possibly supposed to remember how many dwellings I own anyway?”
Harper cancelled the long-form census in 2014, only for it to be revived by the Liberal government following the 2015 election. Now Canadians are once again required to complete the census, which usually only takes a few moments, unless you happen to get the long-form one.