Also take the form of a stag, a beautiful young maiden or even cubs g. M. Jed hoyer. So tune in tuesday night and see if azmalor delivers on his promise that, yes, you will have your golden rings, trinkets all, but at a price you cannot fathom. Haha, haha go, cubs, go, and all hail azmalor announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes tom hanks and adam conover featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen grand slam cheers and applause . . . Hey welcome to the late show everybody. So glad youre here. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And ive got to say, i am in a fantastic mood, because the chicago cubs are going to the world series, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause thats right. The world cup of baseball and the cubs, the cubs are playing another lovable loser, the Cleveland Indians. Now, the two teams have a combined 176 years without a champio
Also take the form of a stag, a beautiful young maiden or even cubs g. M. Jed hoyer. So tune in tuesday night and see if azmalor delivers on his promise that, yes, you will have your golden rings, trinkets all, but at a price you cannot fathom. Haha, haha go, cubs, go, and all hail azmalor show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes tom hanks and adam conover featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen grand slam cheers and applause . . . Hey welcome to the late show everybody. So glad youre here. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And ive got to say, i am in a fantastic mood, because the chicago cubs are going to th gentlemen cheers and applause thats right. The world cup of baseball and the cubs, the cubs are playing another lovable loser, the Cleveland Indians. Now, the two teams have a combined 176 years without a championship. To put that in perspective, that is almost
Also take the form of a stag, a beautiful young maiden or even cubs g. M. Jed hoyer. So tune in tuesday night and see if azmalor delivers on his promise that, yes, you will have your golden rings, trinkets all, but at a price you cannot fathom. Haha, haha go, cubs, go, and all hail azmalor announcer its the late tonight, stephen welcomes tom hanks and adam conover featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen grand slam cheers and applause . . . Hey welcome to the late show everybody. So glad youre here. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And ive got to say, i am in a fantastic mood, because the chicago cubs are going to the world series, ladies andge thats right. The world cup of baseball and the cubs, the cubs are playing another lovable loser, the Cleveland Indians. Now, the two teams have a combined 176 years without a championship. To put that in perspective, that is almost as l
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It was actually pretty easy. The Security Code was just trump. All uppercase, of course. Now, you may have already blocked the memory of donald trump and how he became the nominee, so heres a quick reminder of just how the hell we got here. Please enjoy while i think about how to get back to my own country. To be clear, donald trump will not be republican nominee. Theres never been a universe in which donald trump was going to be the republican nominee. So confident and so wrong. Donald trump delivers a knockout blow in indiana. Today he wears the partys banner. Presumptive nominee. After winning indiana, donald trump will be the republican nominee for president. American politics has just entered a whole new world. Just like the one aladdin and jasmine sang about, exceptexcept they cant come cause theyre muslim. [laughter] how did donald trump go from being the guy who fakefired people on tv to the orangetinted terror . You know, how the [bleep] did we get here . Its the subject of ou