believe that it s also happy wednesday. according to my high school spanish, which i failed. so it like a woman trying to throw a football. [laughter] the immigration crisis is barley out of control. [laughter] why do even sa sayy these thing? you don t need us to tell you ehat although fox news is th only one that does.eo if bill and hiuss gorgeous heade hair spent one more day on therd southern border he gets era free milkshake and a blowout. [laughter] he could a donate his hair to bd lions and why doesn t he? the border is a mess no doubts but now so is the sanctuary that is new york city but up untiltl recently migrants are being housed in an upscale hotel in midtow n manhattan. it is got a rooftop pool, nice bar, fine furnishings, you know things jamie will never have. [laughter] l neever. the city had planned some of the single illegal males from the hotel to a facility in brooklyna to make room for migrantntno families. but the men are not budging. so how is that f
kevin, behind kevin spacey. and as you know, it s always preferable to be behind kevin spacey. of course, it took 15 ballots to confirm mccarthy which coincidentally is a sin that took biden to become president. [laughter] yes, stu mae. while the house was voting a re- voting was proving revenge much like the fruity pebbles bill hemmer feeds me in the morning,e is a dish best served cold. what s different this time?do republicans learn something froe trump. s they are keeping their promises and fighting like fiends.ov oner tuesday they took steps toa boost oversighndt of the chinese government and the biden administration. granted it s hard to tell the twd eo apart. first they approved a new subcommittee designed to probe the weaponization i hate thatex acword weaponization its overuse exactly what you are exactlypeop investigating. abuses against the america n people. does the government collect info on or otherwise investigate this citizens of the u.s.?us how deep wasio tha
lisa talked me through the baby buwot say mean messages that yod want your dad to change a diaper i wonder if he even knows how. [laughter] he is never helped out or done it before. watching the diaper oh it is his career. [laughter] starting to think you my neck to see someone. [laughter] liz, last word to you. is this pettiness gone on lock?a it is the pettiness gone on lock for. it has gone amok yes.do my favorite part of this wasn tu one of the democrats thaltt you cannot do the place to questiono the results that means jerry nadler. the other part jerry nadler is y like we arty say the pledge every day and that mike johnson is like no you don t usuallyan show up in.y nadler s like you are right. [laughter] while they are all jerks. all right, up next kat emerges
so why the hate for this great country? i get it we are responsible foro maroonul five. buwot could it beat woke us and has replacedyo patriotism to the young get older become deprogrammed by reality? does i tt take livinakg longer s t see the rest of the world sucs by comparison? a i used to hate america tmeo and then i went to barkley. they found new crusades for t otheir love of country fromnch banning words to pushing pronouns. imagine what deprogramming could do for one of these woke young people? okay deb, what is bothering you this week? i don t know why everyone is so pissed off about gas stoves wed should all be eating raw ke for every meal anyway. this speaker is another white i mail, the golden globes arn e in america even though we are the worst country. quickstep you coming here every week and complain about roughly the same things.hing i don t feel like we ever make any progress.