From our Bureau of Internal Blockades with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Compassion and Social Justice Talk about blockades! Castro, Inc. has just intensified its blockade against the Cuban people by making fuel and electricity unaffordable. O, the many blessings of living in a communist utopia. This price hike will affect everyone in
From our Bureau of Socialist Compassion, Tolerance, and Social Justice Aaaah, the many pleasures of living in a communist totalitarian dictatorship. Imagine living in a country where no one dares to complain. Such peace, such harmony. Everyone goes with the flow, merrily. This is why complainers have to be harassed, even incarcerated. Such malcontents deserve
From our Bureau of Socialist Compassion, Tolerance, and Social Justice Castro, Inc. has sent a stern message to all Cubans: "complain and you will spend several years in the hoosegow." Six women and three men who blocked a street in the town of Güines and dared to shout insults at Castro, Inc.'s top dogs have
From our Bureau of Socialist Blame-shifting with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Compassion and Social Justice How's this for justice? The building adjacent to yours is collapsing day by day and the authorities responsible for its upkeep finally show up to demolish part of it, but the demolition crew causes cracks in your
From our Bureau of Lame Apologies from the Ministry of Fear with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Compassion and Social Justice Last week a Cuban toddler was summoned for interrogation by Castro, Inc.'s Ministry of Fear. The story horrified many Cubans who immediately assumed that the Ministry was absolutely capable of doing something