Im honored to be here. Stephen its my honor to have you. I was thinking a crazy thought, its a viptial debate, right. So what if i was it could be fun what if i was your vice host. Stephen oh, yeah, but what does a vice host do . The same thing as a Vice President. I hang around and do nothing. And i can take the reigns of the show, some something terrible happen to you. Stephen okay, but its probably not going to happen. Probably not. laughter stephen i dont trust thiska guy. He shouldnt trust me. laughter stephen i wonder what hesla thinking. Im going to murder you. laughter stephen what . What was i thinking out loud . Stephen yeah, you said that out loud. That was supposed to be my interior monologue. Stephen no problem, have a great show. Its going to be great. Dont murder me. Os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife . Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. John leguizano. Cheri oteri. And paul f. Tompkins. Featuring jon batiste and stay human.
laughing laughter stephen i dont trust thiska guy. He shouldnt trust me. laughter stephen i wonder what hesla thinking. Im going to murder you. laughter stephen what . What was i thinking out loud . Stephen yeah, you said that out loud. That was supposed to be my interior monologue. Stephen no problem, have a great show. Its going to be great. Dont murder me. Ill try not to. Os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife . Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. John leguizano. Cheri oteri. And paul f. Tompkins. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed city, second banna, the debate coverage. cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much wow jon how you doing . Stephen hey Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thats nice. Thats nice, thank you very much. Thats a live crowd. Thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Woooo thank you very much. Thats awfully nice. Thats awfully nice. cheers yeah. All right. Hey please im s
laughter stephen i dont trust thiska guy. He shouldnt trust me. laughter stephen i wonder what hesla thinking. Im going to murder you. laughter stephen what . What was i thinking out loud . Stephen yeah, you said that out loud. That was supposed to be my interior monologue. Stephen no problem, have a great show. Its going to be great. Dont murder me. Ill try not to. Os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife . Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. John leguizano. Cheri oteri. And paul f. Tompkins. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed city, second banna, the debate coverage. cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much wow jon how you doing . Stephen hey Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thats nice. Thats nice, thank you very much. Thats a live crowd. Thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Woooo thank you very much. Thats awfully nice. Thats awfully nice. cheers yeah. All right. Hey please thanks, every
laughing laughter stephen i dont trust thiska guy. He shouldnt trust me. laughter stephen i wonder what hesla thinking. Im going to murder you. laughter stephen what . What was i thinking out loud . Stephen yeah, you said that out loud. That was supposed to be my interior monologue. Stephen no problem, have a great show. Its going to be great. Dont murder me. Ill try not os can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife . And now, live from the ed city, second banna, the debate coverage. cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much wow jon how you doing . Stephen hey Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thats nice. Thats nice, thank you very much. Thats a live crowd. Thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Woooo thank you very much. Thats awfully nice. Thats awfully nice. cheers yeah. All right. Hey im stephen colbert. We are live from the ed sullivan theater. cheers and applause beautiful new york, new york, after the Vice President ial debate. Man, was that viceexci
laughing laughter ka stephen i dont trust this guy. He shouldnt trust me. laughter la stephen i wonder what hes thinking. Im going to murder you. laughter stephen what . What was i thinking out loud . Stephen yeah, you said that out loud. That was supposed to be my interior monologue. Stephen no problem, have a great show. Its going to be great. Dont murder me. Os ill try not to. Can somebody get me a sharper cheese moo knife . Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes. John leguizano. Cheri oteri. And paul f. Tompkins. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed you sullivan theater in new york city, second banna, t debate coverage. cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much wow jon how you doing . Stephen hey Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thats nice. Thats nice, thank you very much. Thats a live crowd. Thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Woooo thank you very much. Thats awfully nice. Thats awfully nice. cheers