And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 474. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that makes me feel so good, right there. I love you. I love you right back. Sending the love energy right back at you guys. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you made it, this is your show, too. [ cheers and applause ] this is the whole point. This is the fun of it. Its a good show tonight. Get ready. Its funny. Its gonna be good. Some silly stuff tonight. Steve yeah. Jimmy we all have fun. Heres what people are talking about first, you guys. We had a couple more democratic primaries yesterday, including one in kentucky, and get this, before the media could even project the winner, Hillary Clinton went on twitter and claimed victory. [ laughter ] people said, secretary clinton, isnt that a bit premature . And she said, please, call me president clinton. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, thats what were saying. But the big story is trump
I did not agree to appear in this. I was just told to wait here with these things on my ears. No one mentioned this is part of the weirdly earnest a cappella song for clinton. Awful. What the hell we talked at the a cappella meeting. I was going to have the hat and the hair . This is our fight song . Again, i did not agree to be part of this. This song is going to irritate people. Its the late show with tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. Jai courtney. And Charlamagne Tha God. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convincing. Death, taxes, hillary. cheers and applause stephen welcome to the late show. Hey, everybody Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thanks so much thanks, everybody cheers and applause thank you, paul. Thank you, mark. Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Hey hey, everybody oh youve got to love it. Its electric. Wooo you can feel it.
Hey, hey hey hey, everybody cheers and applause hey, dudes. Whats up, dudes . Thats right welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much. Yeah welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause something about you makes you seem very attractive to me right now. laughter now, i dont know if you guys are anglophiles or anything, but if you are, if you are into england, its Queen Elizabeths birthday today. cheers and applause she is turning ninety years old. She is the first queen to ever reach that age. There would have been others, but they were beheaded. laughter really, really shortens your life expectancy. laughter scientists find, without this, really cuts down on it. Now to celebrate, liz, as she asked me to call her liz is going to have a huge party and i hear its going to be princess themed that should be fun. But it doesnt stop there, okay. Queen elizabeth is having her portrait done by annie leibowitz. Shes releasing a new stamp in her honor in ma
You. I dont want to tell you what the scent is. Lets just say, its pungent. Dont open it. Ill light it for and you leave it on your doorstep. Just make a wish before you stomp it out. Tonight, stephen welcomes Daniel Radcliffe. George lopez. And a musical performance by hinds. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much thank you, everybody thank you very much. Hey hey hey, up there whats up . Thanks, everybody. Welcome. cheers and applause welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much, ladies and gentlemen. Woman to the late show. I am your host Stephen Colbert. Its a very exciting day, because today, in our nations capital, washington, d. C. , they theld the final president ial primary. We made it we made it through the beginning there are five more months. This was probably the last chance to see Bernie Sanders name on a president ial ballot, and he
And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheers and applause stephen hey everybody, welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and