Were first coming in. If youre a big fan of uncertainty, youre going to love this. Also, youre going to love life because does god throw some curveballs. Lets sit back, relax, then tense up and give a look at the first time we didnt know what the hell was happening. The most contentious election in u. S. Histories. Still hours until the polls close. The Ugliest Campaign weve ever seen. The nation still reeling from the deadliest pandemic ever seen. The question all of america is asking are we bleep . With millions of mailin ballots still to be counted, cnn is now ready to project. Too early to call. Too early to call, huh . Wait till they get a lod load o. laughing this election, so historic, so crucial. Who will the People Choose . Perhaps a president who does not wish to murder me. Only time will tell. Sorry to interrupt, world, its your once and future president here, with an important election update. I smell a landslide cheering . Excuse me, senator, masks are required beyond this