From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Potentially Troublesome Proclamations That Will Most Probably Be Ignored By Senile Doddering Presidents Of The Most Powerful Nation on Earth Czar Vlad the Invader's chief envoy to other nations, Sergei Lavrov, has just showered Castro, Inc. with a great compliment, calling the
From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Tight-Lipped Emissaries From Grand Putinia Czar Vlad the Invader's envoy Sergei the Enigmatic stopped in Havana as part of his tour of Latrine American hot spots. He met with Brunito el Maldito and obviously transacted some important business with him and other
From our Bureau of Invisible Attacks with some assistance from our Bureau of Violent Regimes That Always Claim to be Victims of Violence Castro, Inc.'s toady Foreign Minister, Brunito "El Maldito" Rodriguez claims that "anti-Cuban terrorists" tossed a couple of Molotov cocktails at his embassy in Washington last night. There are no photos of the