met berlusconi once and that was an attempt to get aid into darfur. the bronx school zoo is still on the lookout for a deadly cobra. most likely hiding out in the reptile house from which it vanished on friday. no need to worry. someone posing as the 20-inch cobra has started tweeting its where abouts and amassing many followers. enjoying a cupcake at bakery. this is going straight to my hips. oh, wait, i don t have hips. another tweet, leaving wall street. these guys make my skin crawl. at last check snake had more than 75,000 followers. meanwhile officials at the bronx zoo say they are confident the snake hasn t gone far. no word on how it escaped. before we go, the fox report s top five stuff of the day. number five, a texas prosecutor says willie nelson can avoid jail if he pay as fine for pot possession and if he sings for the court. number four, slugger jason ji