With their large populations of unhoused people, minorities, and gays, liberal enclaves like New York and San Francisco have never been more dangerous to real, red-blooded Americans. The Onion asked conservatives to explain how they survive in the hellholes that are woke cities, and this is what they said.
SAN FRANCISCO (Legal Newsline) The makers of Clearblue, First Response and other ovulation test kits are facing a claim they label the products as falsely predicting ovulation with 99% accuracy.