Remember the moment do you remember the moment it was about six months ago when you found out that George Zimmerman was acquitted for the shooting murder of Trayvon Martin and you were drinking a glass of milk and did a spittake but it wasnt like a funny spittake it was just kind of a sad one. It was not like oh, my god it was just you couldnt swallow milk in a world where people can just shoot people in a fight that they themselves instigated. Well, guess what . You probably shouldnt take a sip of milk right now. The verdict in the michael dunn case. The jury did not convict him for killing teenager jordan davis. Jon that may sound like your run of mill florida bat bleep in which the killer was not convicted for the killing. Dunn says he and his fiancee pulled into a jacksonville gas station park next to a red Dodge Durango playing music so loud his own car was vibrating. Jon oh, my god that sounds terribly like every gas station and Convenience Store parking lot in america. [ laughte
cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you for joining us, everybody. Folks, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause . Its good to have you here. I justice want to say and i dont say this every night but this is a special night here, especially in the world of late night. Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, i want to begin by welcoming my friend jimmy fallo but jimedy, youre going to do great. Everyone should check out jimmys show ons from. laughter applause last night was an historic occasion because i walked on and poured coins all over jimmy. Of course dumping change on each other is a latenighthost tradition going back to when steve allen bludgeoned jack paar with a role of quarters. Jimmy was so happy i was there as you can see in this, the actual selfie i took last night. cheers and applause . Theres jimmy, theres jimmy. There he is. Thanking g
Tonight piers morgan gets into hot water, or as they call it in england, beer. Them theres good news coming out of iraq, and that news was immediately redeployed to afghanistan. And my guest brian green is launching a new web site dedicated to science education, but how do i get the baking soda and vinegar into my hard drive . Employers in spain are getting rid of daytime naps. Meanwhile, employers in america are getting rid of night time sleep. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you for joining us, everybody. Folks, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause . Its good to have you here. I justice want to say and i dont say this every night but this is a special night here, especially in the world of late night. Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, i want to begin by welcoming my frie
Employers in spain are getting rid of daytime naps. Meanwhile, employers in america are getting rid of night time sleep. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you for joining us, everybody. Folks, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause . Its good to have you here. I justice want to say and i dont say this every night but this is a special night here, especially in the world of late night. Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, i want to begin by welcoming my friend jimmy fallo but jimedy, youre going to do great. Everyone should check out jimmys show ons from. laughter applause last night was an historic occasion because i walked on and poured coins all over jimmy. Of course dumping change on each other is a latenighthost tradition going back to when steve allen bludgeoned jack paar wi
Of explodable technology having advanced in two short centuries from barrels labeled tnt [laughter] to todays flying tnt barrel delivering unmanned aerial vehicles. And you know what they say, if you got em, smoke em. You United States has been conducting targeted killings in battlefield tour 10. 5 years. 375 of these strikes under president obama. Jon president obama is our countrys alltime leader in outside battlefield sky killing or bsk for those of you hes like barry bombs. La laugh [laughter] of drone strikes, if will you. But there are limits to this practice. For the record, i do not believe it would be constitutional for the government to target and kill any United States citizen with a drone or with a shotgun without due process. Jon what a relief. [ laughter ] of course, that was in may. How does that statement hold up in february . Officials confirm that indeed the Obama Administration is trying to decide whether it can legally launch a drone strike against an american citiz