2 months ago
NATIONWIDE – A made-in-Canada vaccine has begun human clinical trials this week and sources reveal that it’s just happy to be in the mix.
“I guess we’re a little late to the party, eh?” said Brent Martins, CEO of the biotech company currently developing the vaccine, who also recently discovered
Tiger King on Netflix. “We understand we’re months behind – in the race against getting the COVID vaccine out, Pfizer and Moderna are definitely the clear winners. Like, hands down.”
Martins added, “Still, we figured Canada outta throw its hat in the ring and try our best, like we do at the summer Olympics.”