we re not going to sit around and listen to a speech. you remember why we did this? you were playing in the game, randy. people were tuning out at halftime because it was being counterprogrammed by networks like fox. so they got real acts there. but those acts, when they become bigger than the game, are a problem. hence, janet jackson. why would the nfl even allow a controversial person to even perform? it doesn t have to be controversial. it s one of the hardest parts about the super bowl, is halftime. greg: yeah. your normal halftime s, what, 12-15 minutes long? super bowl s a half hour. greg: you ve got to sit in the locker room coaches can only x and o for about ten minutes, they re going, i got nothing for you. take a nap, lay down. greg: how does one get a job as, like, a water boy? how do you apply water boy. as in not water man. greg: no, i m a water you aged out. it s not water man, it s water boy. you re the right height. greg: i am the right height.
sarah? sarah? cleaning up? greg: i m speechless. randy, what with are you thinking right now? every time i see that, i m just not quite sure i should be watching it. [laughter] greg: you know what it is? do they have cameras in their house? greg: i find this whole thing clay, i find this disgusting. cartoon/human sex? she s attracted it s almost as bad as bestiality. yeah wow. [laughter] greg: yes, i went there. it s important for women. i m a married guy. this is why i pay, for somebody to come clean the house, because my wife is more likely to sleep with me if the house is clean. greg: wow. i really do think it s probably an effective ad for guys never made that decision that way. where s the husband? he s out working two, three jobs, and she s getting it on with mr. clean?
who don t though you go he doesn t look like an athlete. [laughter] is he a jockey? he s a sad little jockey. oh, man, that s i ll horse it up, you jockey it up next halloween. you ve got a fan over here that might be willing to get in on the pollination thing. dwrg yg thanks to clay, matt, randy, kat and tyrus and everybody out here. i m greg gutfeld. i love you america, i do. i really, really do. [cheers and applause] you excited for all of the march madness? okay, it s february. you need to get your head in the game. i don t know what that means. that hit really cleaned his clock. oh, i have no idea. i haven t heard that. okay.
and listen to a speech. you remember why we did this? you were playing in the game, randy. people were tuning out at halftime because it was being counterprogrammed by networks like fox. so they got real acts there. but those acts, when they become bigger than the game, are a problem. hence, janet jackson. why would the nfl even allow a controversial person to even perform? it doesn t have to be controversial. it s one of the hardest parts about the super bowl, is halftime. greg: yeah. your normal halftime s, what, 12-15 minutes long?super bowl s. greg: you ve got to sit in the locker room coaches can only x and o for about ten minutes, they re going, i got nothing for you. take a nap, lay down. greg: how does one get a job as, like, a water boy? how do you apply water boy. as in not water man. greg: no, i m a water you aged out. it s not water man, it s water boy. you re the right height. greg: i am the right height. and i m great with a towel, i
who don t though you go he doesn t look like an athlete. [laughter] is he a jockey? he s a sad little jockey. oh, man, that s i ll horse it up, you jockey it up next halloween. you ve got a fan over here that might be willing to get in on the pollination thing. dwrg yg thanks to clay, matt, randy, kat and tyrus and everybody out here. i m greg gutfeld. i love you america, i do. i really, really do. [cheers and applause] you excited for all of the march madness? okay, it s february. you need to get your head in the game. i don t know what that means. that hit really cleaned his clock. oh, i have no idea. i haven t heard that. okay. you guys realize you re at the