Jon but anyways. At least that process has begun. We were glad to be able to move forward ever so slowly hoping that we might as a country have a respite of these injustices. We did have a respite for maybe [beep] what time is it . No indictment in the death f eric gardner. A grand jury in new york city has decided not to charge the white Police Officer in the death of an unarmed africanamerican man. Jon i dont know. I honestly dont know what to say. If comedy is tragedy plus time i need more [beep] time. I would really settle for less [beep] tragedy to be honest with you. I think what is utterly depressing is non of the ambiguities in the terse son case exist in the Staten Island case. The outcome is the same. No crime, no trial, no harm no foul. In ferguson you had conflicting witness and spec tricks of police self defense. Here there is none of that. The corner called it homicide. The guy is not acting threatening. We know that not from witness testimony but was were [beep] watching
So if you want an Even Stronger statistic, you could say a hundred percent of attorneys general told to say it wasnt torture agree it wasnt torture flap flap current c. I. A. Director brennan. I certainly agree there were times when c. I. A. Officers exceeded the policy guidance that was given, but were not a perfect institution. Jon do not judge lest ye be judged. To put it in terms youd understand, that gaps big enough to drive a tube filled with pureed hummus through. What is wrong with these guys . Sounds like theyre introducing even the smallest hint of nuance to the conversation. Never thought i would say those two giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Perhaps time for an american to be on the program. One of our nations founding fathers. Are you ready for this . And now stepping into the ring a 58, the dark curtain from halliburton, the blaster from caspar, more machine than man dick the dick cheney you said earlier this week torture was something that was very carefully avoided.
Here in new york, Tighty Whitey bulger continues his run for mayor. This is is the colbert report. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] stephen, stephen, stephen tephen welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you, in here, out there. Listen, america and all the ships at sea, folks, if you watch this show and i hope you do you know that i am a proud supporter and occasional savior of the Winter Olympics. In 2010, the colbert nation sponsored the u. S. Speedskaters who took home the gold but, folks, im no hero. Im the guy who funded the hero so im more important than the hero. But a new crisis may force me to dust off my red, white and blue nuthugger. Jim . The Winter Olympics in russia are just about six months away and there is growing controversy over new antigay laws and about the safety of gay people visiting russia. Also gay athletes. A russian law unanimously passed in parliament allows for fines and arrests over anything deemed gay propaganda displayed i
Because, folks, i gotta tell ya, i come to you tonight a shaken man. Because recent revelations have proven that the American People were systematically and repeatedly lied to. For more, lets go to my colleague brett baier. Last night was the big night, the airing of the Discovery Channels eaten alive, where a man offered himself up to be consumed by an anaconda. Many viewers found the payoff tough to swallow. Turns out the snake sort of put his mouth around his head and the guy tapped out, pull me out, pull me out, and that was it. 70 minutes into the show, rosolie tapped out saying the snake was about to break his arm. So he was not eaten alive, not even a scratch. Stephen for shame, Discovery Channel you promised paul rosolie would be eaten hence the title eaten alive. But you only gave us cuddled alive thats just snake first base. And im not the only one angry. Twitter tweeted, next time i watch something called eatenalive, somebody better get eaten alive. And this guy had one job.
Will the people behind it Face Criminal Charges . And all dogs go to heaven. What pope francis said that has all tails wagging today, friday, december 12th, 2014. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on a friday morning. Our tails are wagging because of this story out of st. Peters square where the pope had an encounter with a young boy who was heartbroken over the loss of his dog. He kind of reversed catholic dogma when he said, in fact, all gods creatures can go to heaven. This is Dylan Dreyers dog, bosco, in the orange room. Very happy about this. Survey says yes. Real good one to start this morning. Lets start with our top store, that fierce storm in california leading to deaths and this mudslide that triggered evacuations in camarillo overnight. Good morning to you. Reporter very dicey and fluid situation outside los angeles. Rock and mudslide has hit this community