In that case, lets get to the news. President obama and donald trump met at the white house today. Where they discussed foreign and domestic policy. You know, things like which one is which. [ laughter ] thats right, donald trump visited president obama in the white house today which got trump really excited to do his favorite thing, evict a black family from their home. [ laughter and applause ] during todays white house meeting, donald trump said he looks forward to seeking obamas counsel in the future to which obama replied, yeah, sure, my number is 555 [ laughter ] and thats it. Newt gingrich said in an interview yesterday that would administration. But first, before starting his new job, though, he must finish up his contract at the keebler tree. [ laughter and applause ] Bernie Sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. But then he warned trump, i keep the office hot and i dont clean up my pistachios. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ]