Musical guest brad paisley and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hey, everybody welcome to tonight show at home edition its me, jimmy fallon saying hello, and thank you so much for watching on a wednesday night. The week is halfway over, its basically thursday so, you know, good job, everybody. Way to staying home. Way to wear masks. Were doing the right thing, were flattening that curve. Come on, we got this, guys lets go its wednesday two more days . Come on, we got this, right . And then the weekend is here yeah, which is basically what today feels like anyway, it doesnt matter. Lets start with some jokes. How about this, im excited about this, my guest tonight is new York Governor Andrew Cuomo [ applause ] oh, my goodness. I called Governor Cuomo yesterday and i said, hey, man, you busy tomorrow . And he was like, not at all. No, not doing anything right now. Im actually yeah, kind of bored. I need stuff to do yeah, i definit
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And democrats living abroad said, one democrat abroad, leave me out of this. [ light laughter ] former congressman beto orourke appeared at a Joe Biden Rally in dallas yesterday and announced his endorsement in spanish then out of habit, biden said, that sounds good, ill have that. [ laughter and applause Election Officials in multiple states are encouraging voters to use mailin ballots due to the coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the democratic nominee but, quote, would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] youre never happy [ light laughter ] you always look like youre on your way either to or from a colonoscopy. [ laughter ] msnbc anchor Chris Matthews abruptly announced his retirement y
Coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] daniel tonight, on a youre never happy little late with Lilly Singh Lilly you know what men do [ light laughter ] when theyre feeling overweight . You always look like youre on they just come up with cool, new your way either to or from a names for it, like dad bod. [ light laughter ] colonoscopy. Daniel and lilly Erin Moriarty from the boys. [ laughter ] you discovered that on instagram, someone follows you msnbc anchor Chris Matthews yes lilly and that person is, abruptly announced his casually, drake. Retirement yesterday following a string of recent controversies was like, youre lying. And onair gaffes. I
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