you are too old to belly flop and no one wants to see you exit the pool minus your shorts. don t talk shop with the boss. don t bring up a coworker s behavior in front of their spouse. arrive late, leave early. don t be the awkward conversation sandwich. there in the beginning alone with the host and as the family is cleaning up talking like a dumb drunk. don t talk to kids. they will probably aaccuse you of something. get everything out of your system before you arrive like ms. manners said number one guests never leave a number two. don t hit on the help until they are done packing up. don t bring a friend you don t know well. last thing you need is a multiple homicide. let the host deal with complaining neighbors. you can be a hero in your mind. clearly mark your prescription
drugs in the medicine cabinet especially when i am invited. did i leave anything out? do not wear speedoes. that is very, very important. what else? there goes mine. you can t wear your speedo to this 4th of july party. don t get too drunk. you hit on that one. that is a big one. don t tell jokes. people always have a joke to lesson the mood to show your aunserious side. i always say the joke in front of a family and there is a 5-year-old kid and then you have to edit it and it makes no sense, bob. bob, you must have been the life of many company parties. i certainly was. the ones i can remember. i didn t take the drunk thing to heart. i should have. the drugs, well, in the guest bathroom. i didn t steal prescription drugs. it is one of the biggest deals
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you are too old to belly flop and no one wants to see you exit the pool minus your shorts. don t talk shop with the boss. don t bring up a coworker s behavior in front of their spouse. arrive late, leave early. don t be the awkward conversation sandwich. there in the beginning alone with the host and as the family is cleaning up talking like a dumb drunk. don t talk to kids. they will probably aaccuse you of something. get everything out of your system before you arrive like ms. manners said number one guests never leave a number two. don t hit on the help until they are done packing up. don t bring a friend you don t know well. last thing you need is a multiple homicide. let the host deal with complaining neighbors. you can be a hero in your mind. clearly mark your prescription
white house tours. the picking and the choosing where they want to do it is a slap in the face to our troops number one and americans. they have cancelled a lot of fireworks displays. they cancelled the flyovers. these trips are booked a year in advance. they can t change plans? there is no reason they can t move money around to take care of fireworks. every time one of these stories comes out it is usually followed by a story about excessive wasteful spending. why don t they do something to fix it, just to look like they are doing something to help the troops? i think the military made a good decision because sequestration was meant to have some sort of impact. and they want