i find it impossible to believe that these are gaffes, that these are errors committed by an actual candidate, a real well meaning candidate. it s not possible. my brain cannot expands far enough to account for a politician this bad. instead, i choose to believe that carl paladino is an art project. my proof is here. there is a tag line that goes along with bob dobbs, with the iconic 90s street art stenciled guy with the pipe smiling at you. what is the tag line that gets into your subconsciousness for bob dobbs for the church of the subgenius? taste i m mad too, bob. what s on carl paladino s lawn sign? i m mad too, carl. i m telling you, this is an art project! carl pal dino is not yet a stencil on a skate park, but he
ubiquitous it doesn t really count as art anymore because it turned up everywhere, you also have to include bob dobbs. bob dobbs the icon of the church of subgenius which itself is a subject for another day. but admit it, you have seen this guy s face stickered or stenciled somewhere, haven t you? or a t-shirt or something? we can bring the lights back up now. bob dobbs in the church of the subgenius certainly in the top tier of nearly ubiquitous iconic 1990s american urban street art. now back to carl paladino. i am telling you, i think i have finally figured this out. carl paladino is the republican nominee for governor of new york who i think maybe isn t running a campaign, who i think is maybe doing an art project. here s my evidence. first, the one thing voters mostly knew about him before he was chosen to be the gubernatorial nominee was the super racist videos and pictures and hard core pornography that he e-mailed out, none of which he denies. second, his first campaign act
which we believe will be fattening, salty, delicious hit like one. between that and vindication of my carl paladino is a performance artist theory and the most interesting thing yet written about the tea party after the barrels of ink that have been spilled on that subject we are loaded up for a friday night show. we begin tonight with the continuing fail of this year s political common wisdom. so many democrats that don t even say they re democrats in their ads number one and certainly don t say that they voted for health care or stimulus. common wisdom about this year s elections is that democrats can only compete this year. they are only competing this year by running away from the democratic record. common wisdom is that democrats can only get elected this year if voters can be bamboozled into thinking that they might maybe be republicans or at least that they are republican-like. joined republicans to fight internet predators protecting kids. earl pomelroy from
bob dobbs, for the church of the sub genius? it s i m mad, too, bob. what is on carl paladino s yard sign? i m mad, too, bob. the national story of this race is, there s a tea party uprising. and all sorts of people from the republican party are getting primaried from the right. in 2002, you got primaried from the right. not in 2002. you were in the state legislature. oh, yes, yes. when you were in the state legislature. you won. and in 2004, defending the senate seat, you were primaried again from the right. now, in 2010, you re getting primaried from the right again. you think i would get the message? why does this keep happening to you? i m from alaska. over 54% of the people in our state choose not to affiliate themselves with a major party. and so, when you come on, you