that s right! that s right! thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you. it s always crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audience. [laughter] happy thursday. so, are the young uns about to give the boot to the drooling old coot? he s crushing biden with voters under the age of 30, a group he won by 25 points in 2020. i know, it is early yet. then again, when you consider joe s age, i don t think anything could be too early. let s just say, when joe has a pizza delivered and the guy on the phone says it s going to be 45 minutes, he breaks into a cold sweat. because he s, like, old. really old. greg: really old. liked, jesus christ was a freshman in his senior year, old. i m talking old. greg: we ve got to go possible candidates. one of them is skin glued to a skeleton, and the other is trump. true, donald is aging like everybody else, except oddly it s backwards. he looks great. his hair is still a natural orange. and he s funnier than ever. but how is he
trace, the numbers are staggering, almost unimaginable and agents are struggling to maintain even a semblance of border security. this is a 24-hour port of entry here. and right now, migrants have the right to something they have not seen for years. legal or not, they have the right to an asylum hearing, a credible interview and even if they fail they have a right to see an immigration judge. the biden administration has been sending conflicting signals, insisting the border is closed, while approving mass releases of those who enter illegally. i think it s going to be full, and many people are going to try to cross, and jam the wall. i think our facilities will be overrun and you re going to get worn out ice officers. i think you re going to have issues with people being arrested and detained and rushing the boarder. i think you re going to have overworked facilities and you ll have a slew of people being released. the problem for the u.s. is time, space, and critics
former columnist e. jean carroll returned to the stand today in a manhattan courtroom. now carroll faced cross-examination after telling her side of the story to the jury wednesday. one round. norah: crime in america, the atf shows us how cheap parts are making guns deadlier and the streets more dangerous. how often are you seeing these now? about 50% more than we saw last year. norah: 50% more? absolutely. norah: a new diabetes drug used to lose weight. but what about the side effects? people are raving about these. their friends are taking them. they are hearing about celebrities that are taking them. [chanting jerry ] legendary talk show host jerry springer has died. take care of yourself, and each other. norah: and james corden s final commute. the host of the late, late show and his last carpool karaoke. good evening, and thank you for joining us on this thursday night. we begin with some breaking news here in washington.
he s not aghast we just found him sleeping in the studio. david angelo. she is so stoked hunter tried t smoker. and finally, she s cool, cool, in makes old men droll, fox new contributor kat timpf. before we get to news stories this friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. i would never have watermelo in the fridge. what a waste of space. i would have gwyneth paltrow s head. leftovers where i read the joke we didn t read this week. this is my first time reading these, so if you don t laugh, i will fire somebody. good. okay. on thursday, elon musk $3 billion spacex rocket exploded during its first effor test flight. when asked what may have gone wrong, he replied we probably made a mistake christening it with light. that was a lot of work. i got a nod from david angelo. the new york department of education says complaints about inappropriate behavior from teachers have decreased by two thirds. including sexual contact with students. in other news, mail attendance is up
the strangest place in the universe. you know, that place where people actually think bill neys, is a scientist and joy is a place called bayhar. talk about america s mainstream media, a world run by people who believe they can hypnotize us into not believing what we see. we ve been here before. remember this gem back in 2020. to the sane among us it looked like a bunch of thugs saying fire to the city while democrats hit behind the toppled statues but to the media it looked like a friendly game of spin the bottle. a bottle filled with gas later to be tossed into a business. remember when the media called the summer of 2020 the summer of love. maybe so if you re dating the zodiac killer. [laughter] greg: don t knock it. he was a hell of a kisser, but now they are back. that adorable bunch of people known as the mostly peaceful. cnn presents it s mostly peaceful featuring molotov cocktails, public beatings, burning buildings, looting and shooting, but no worries, it s most