rest her soul. top of mind. sometimes you have a really good idea in a meeting what we do? come up with a cool catchphrase, top of mind. unfortunately that was not it. that s up there with let s get after it, that didn t work out too well either. lost his mind, doesn t know where he s at, the pill wore off. naptime is usually during this time. it wasn t he looked for her, even if you changed it, he made it like she didn t show up to her own events. he probably talked about it on his way back. don t run the tribute, they are done with her. mr. president she s dead wrong because she wasn t here.
let s welcome tonight s guests! she s never depressed because she s always looking up, cohost of america s newsroom and the five, dana perino. [applause] he s the star of the new comedy special don t quit your day job, actor, writer, comedian jamie lissow! [applause] her laugh doubles as a hyenas mating call, fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and he uses a parking meter as a q-tip, my massive sidekick and world n.w.a. champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] welcome back. good to be here. i wouldn t presume that yet.
time to do homework and stuff. she got a random message from at&t welcoming her to her new phone. the operator who sent the message got [bleep] don t you ever call my phone again i m going to kill you. after i explained it to her mom in the court they were good with it. you got to educate your kids. greg: that explains a lot of the responses to me when i m in the green room. yes. [laughter] greg: this leads to a very interesting observation or epiphany if you will. children in a weird way they are like liberals it in the sense they have empathy without wisdom. when you re walking down the street with a kid and the kid says why didn t you that man money? he has a little dog and you re like because the money isn t going to the little dog, it goes to it goes inside his arm and that he gets really high and then he steals things. children in a weird way they are not there yet.
did a brief joe biden and he forgot? or did they just not brief them at all? what happened? i don t know, i don t know what they did before hand. i heard there was going to be some video but they didn t end up playing it. it s possible somebody on the way in was like don t forget mr. president that the congresswoman delayed congress when she died it we put out a statement your name was on it, you signed it, you know that she died. it s possible that it got into his mind somehow. i don t understand why the white house doesn t jump on this grenade immediately and instead goes back to the white house and tries this fiction that makes everything worse. instead of just saying absolutely, misspoke, that was a mistake and the president called the late congresswoman s husband just to make sure that the family is doing all right and they re going to stay in touch, the kids are doing better.
you can t just just say you screwed up. say he screwed up and move on because you re making it so much worse. the press secretary should literally be called the [bleep] artist, its total [bleep]. she missed read it, she was supposed to say she was on the top of his mind but she misread it and said top of mind. it was a double mess up, she just forgot to. no matter she would spin it into something. she would be like he s trying to save time by not going to the bathroom. because bathroom was top of mind. that actually makes more sense. don t treat that so unseriously. you can save a lot of time especially if you are in a hurry or you are driving. not me of course. up next when storms get intensel