Opinion
Inspired by Bridges’ brave stand against the evil wokesters, Emily Writes unearths other examples of the woke peril.
This week, Simon Bridges described NZ Police’s Andrew Coster as a “wokester commissioner” who isn’t fit for the job. The “too nice” Coster is not arresting enough baddies, you see.
When asked why Coster was a “wokester commissioner” Bridges replied: “because he is”. You simply cannot fault that logic.
It’s absolutely time to stop the stinking tide of woke extremism that is flooding our media and public service. I stand with Bridges and all of the mighty crusaders against wokeism.
31. The Cat Club President
Once gave Hairy Maclary the prize for the Scruffiest Cat, which is an outrageous slight against our valiant hero. Should expect to be rolled at the next AGM.
30. Mushroom Magee
29. Peter the Plumber
Like Ray, Peter the Plumber will be remembered for waving random objects at a cranky cat. Is Peter still standing on the street, waving that sock at Scarface Claw? Go home, Peter. The pipes, the pipes are calling.
28. Cassie the Cockatoo
Cassie (boo, hiss) (Image: Rumpus at the Vet, by Lynley Dodd)
27. The Poppadum Kittens from Parkinson Place
Kittens are cute and poppadoms are tasty so surely this is a delicious result.