emergencies. you say come on, this is ridiculous. yeah, it is but we have to do this? they don t laugh and say ever. there s always more. you re not doing your job unless you add more of this. that s why government grows one direction and doesn t shrink. america was conceived as a sea of liberty with islands of government power. we re now a sea of government power with ever shrinking island of liberty. let s go to the sea of government power. i would like to show you around. you want a washington, d.c. tour? $10. that s the capitol. this is the irrelevancy building. i can t tell you that, that s illegal. segs in the city offers guided tours on segues. one problem. it is illegal if you talk. bill main had an idea. tours by segue.