It's bikini season and I love watching losers like you STARE at my hot body, my huge tits, my gorgeous ass in this tiny bikini. I see the boners pop in your pants, I see you get all weak and dumb, and I see you realize that you could NEVER fuck me, so you have to worship me instead.
CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: TV talent contests make life increasingly difficult for the rest of us. To be merely an averagely talented amateur these days is to be an abject failure.